Warmwetandcozy Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 The mooner eclipsed Why do people want to be famous? Link to comment
TheCormac Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 Because ice-cream wouldn't be the same. What is 1-1 Link to comment
Mars.inDiapers Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 5 AM on a Monday. What is love? Link to comment
TheCormac Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 Le haute Bohème Où est le hamster? Where is the hamster?₩ Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 Es ist eine windel How do you no if someone is French ? Link to comment
BabyMark3 Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 You say oui oui baguette croissant and see if they reply. But why? Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 Because mother nature wet her self Who? Link to comment
Bonsai Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 Through the walls, all around us, but only when we sleep. Would you consider having sex with a beautiful and realistic humanoid robot? Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 In xyz times e million years Why do we need a space force ? Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted September 8, 2018 Author Share Posted September 8, 2018 In order to save mankind from the evil forces of gravity. Is it true that common sense is becoming rare? Link to comment
Bonsai Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 The bishop has poisoned the holy water with slow acting but surely lethal and with no known antidote poison. Will aliens have pity of humans? Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 Donald trump will comb his hair Who am I? Link to comment
Bonsai Posted September 8, 2018 Share Posted September 8, 2018 You are a fruit of my imagination, so prey I don’t forget you! Which was the worst night of your life? Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted September 9, 2018 Share Posted September 9, 2018 1400 and 52 beers ago How many beers has it been since you were sober ? Link to comment
Bonsai Posted September 9, 2018 Share Posted September 9, 2018 Once upon a time was the age of Golden Ale, then inside my Pandora box I found headache-even-after-one-beer and my stars sadly turned into the Age of Virgo. Were you able to sleep tonight? Link to comment
Mars.inDiapers Posted September 9, 2018 Share Posted September 9, 2018 My phone battery is low. Do you need your diaper changed? Link to comment
WeaselDiaperBoy Posted September 9, 2018 Share Posted September 9, 2018 Custard with cream cheese is my favorite. When did you last rollerblade with an ocelot?Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G930A using Tapatalk Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted September 12, 2018 Author Share Posted September 12, 2018 Order now! Only $19.99 and you get a free gift if you order within 15 minutes! Why is this thread so popular? Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 Hamburger What is a cheeseburger Link to comment
horrorfan Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 It's a gift sent down from the fastfood gods which slowly eats at your insides with the end goal being the turning of the consumer into compost. Why do I hate California so much? Link to comment
Mars.inDiapers Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 The title of the thread is post a ridiculous answer, not post a true answer. Nevertheless, your stagecoach sails off at 7:30 from Gate 3B, please have your bus pass prepared. Thank you for flying with AmTrak.Why is the rum always gone? Odesláno z mého F8331 pomocí Tapatalk Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 I hate love songs Why are diapers printed ? Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted September 13, 2018 Author Share Posted September 13, 2018 Because someone hit control - P. Is that funny? Link to comment
horrorfan Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 2 hours ago, DiapersOfTheStorm said: The title of the thread is post a ridiculous answer, not post a true answer. Nevertheless, your stagecoach sails off at 7:30 from Gate 3B, please have your bus pass prepared. Thank you for flying with AmTrak. Why is the rum always gone? Odesláno z mého F8331 pomocí Tapatalk Prove the existence of 'fastfood gods' and I shall consider your proposal. No, the answer was pi r round. Where do snakes come from? Link to comment
BabyJune Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 7 hours ago, horrorfan said: Prove the existence of 'fastfood gods' and I shall consider your proposal. No, the answer was pi r round. Where do snakes come from? Law school and Washington, DC. Why is there a Salvation Army but no Salvation Navy or Salvation Air force? Link to comment
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