Post a rediculous answer to the question

[Firefly 35]

Because those evil trees threw leaves all over your yard last fall and made you rake them all up.

Why can't I fall asleep?

[Rift The husky]

Because the Z  man lost his sleeping powder

Why are watermelons called watermelons 

[Firefly 35]

Because in order to sufficiently infuriate gardeners, they have to take up as much water as possible.

What is half of math?

[Rift The husky]

1 onion

Why can onions re-grow agency in half

[Somelildude]

Because the onion ferries who make them grow work twice as hard as other ferries!

Why do I like wearing diapers?

[Firefly 35]

Because potty training is overrated, and most other people would rather have to take bathroom breaks, or worse, having to wait in line for a bathroom.

Where is 123 Sesame Street?

[Wannatripbaby]

Between 0 Mongolian ave. & 456 Cajun Blvd.

 

Flintstones???

[Rift The husky]

Skittles 

If Skittles are artificially flavored why do they say Skittles taste the rainbow?

[Firefly 35]

Because rainbows have even more artificial flavors.

Jetsons???

[Wannatripbaby]

No. I prefer jetdaughters.

 

Where did Morgo the Friendly Drouge come from?

[Firefly 35]

Your friendly neighborhood spiderman.

Are you for real?

[Wannatripbaby]

No, I'm against real.

 

Where have all the staplers gone?

[Rift The husky]

They went for a upgrade

If gold is 24 carots does that mean 24 carrots make a bar of gold

[Firefly 35]

Only if the carrots are organic and non gmo, and it only makes 0.00000000001 ounces of gold by doing it that way.

Is it done yet?

[Rift The husky]

Not yet because it takes a million years

How many days are in a million years?

[Spiderman]

 

Your friendly neighborhood spiderman.

Are you for real?

You called

 

enough days for you to be born again over and over

Why is the sky blue?

[Firefly 35]

Because the navajo sky god is always sad.

Why isn't there a superhero called millipede man?

[Rift The husky]

Because they are poisonous 

Why am I so dependent on pacifiers?

[Firefly 35]

Because they remind you of the pacific ocean and your mermaid friend that lives there.

What happens at the end of time?

[Rift The husky]

 

Rain rain and more

If rain comes from the clouds in the sky where does snow come from?

[Firefly 35]

Frozen dandruff.

Have you noticed that some fast food places serve chicken nodule soup (with fresh chicken nodes), instead of chicken noodle soup?

[Rift The husky]

I think you mean chicken broth with the noodles in if this is the  case my answer is yes

What is Maccas in the us?

[Rift The husky]

The answer is McDonalds 

Why do people name buildings 

[Firefly 35]

Because streets and addresses didn't confuse people enough.

Parrot?

[Rift The husky]

Carrot

If carrots preventable that are grown by the seed what are carrot seeds made from?