Driving Around In A Messy Diaper

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It was a while ago, but one time I was driving back from a movie with a car full of my buddies when I felt lunch disagree with me. We were on the backroads close to home, and it was nice out, so I rolled down my window and took in the fresh air just in case the inevitable happened. It did. While it was quiet enough so only I could hear, there was no hiding this for long, and thankfully the driver knew me well enough to open ALL the windows at my ashen expression. When one of my buds in the back finally noticed, he gets all mad and asks "who farted", and I was terrified I was gonna have to fess up. Instead, the driver just quoted the ol’ "He who smelt it, dealt it" rule, and from then on he’s been labeled the Hotbox culprit. 

Do I feel guilty? A little. Did I enjoy the schadenfreude? You bet!