Firefly 35 Posted November 4, 2017 Share Posted November 4, 2017 I punish you by making you pan up 20 pans of rolls and 48 pans of biscuits in under 90 minutes. Oh, and my boss drinks a TON of coffee, so he's not exactly very patient. I punish you by making you pan up 20 pans of rolls and 48 pans of biscuits in under 90 minutes. Oh, and my boss drinks a TON of coffee, so he's not exactly very patient. Link to comment
Spiderman Posted November 5, 2017 Share Posted November 5, 2017 I will punish you by making you eat 40 bean burritos for forty days and forty nights. Hope you have enough diapers Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 I don't think any diaper could withstand that. But I will make you eat a full order of snake surprise, eyeball soup, and for dessert, chilled monkey brains. (And if that isn't enough, the blood of kali ma too) Link to comment
Spiderman Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 I would punish you by pulling your heart out of chest and laugh manically as it sets on fire. Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Then I would punish you by putting you on that plane with no pilots, no fuel, no parachutes, and 3 dozen live chickens. Link to comment
Spiderman Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 Ah but I still have the inflatable raft. Anyway, I punish you by having you fall off a bridge into a lake with alligators Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 Then I punish you by making you go down a 100-yard waterfall and stay at a poor Indian village. Link to comment
Spiderman Posted November 26, 2017 Share Posted November 26, 2017 I punish you by not giving the antidote to the poisen that I put in the drink that you just drank Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted November 26, 2017 Share Posted November 26, 2017 I punish you by knocking over an ice bin right next to that diamond you just found. Link to comment
Infantwish Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 Your punishment is wearing a plastic bag full of water as a diaper for a day, you're being punished for sailing away with your mommy's permission Link to comment
Wannatripbaby Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 But if I had my mommy's permission why am I being punished? I punish you by putting that Spiderman guy in the above comments in charge of your next punishment. Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 No!!! I'm aracnophohic!! I punish you by making spiderman, batman, and superman annoy you to death with cheesy superhero jokes. Link to comment
Wannatripbaby Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Ha! The joke's on you, I actually like chessy superhero one-liners! We'd be best friends in no time! I punish you by filling your ears with cheese balls & your nostrils with sorbet. Then I'll use you as a footstool or a table to play scrabble on then tie you up and beat you up and throw you out of Babylon! Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Seriously? I then punish you by making you eat 500 bags of cheese balls and 500 gallons of peach sorbet and you cant change your diaper until you eat it all. Link to comment
Rift The husky Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 I punish you by tying you a tree While I watch movies on netflix for bullying Link to comment
Wannatripbaby Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 Hey, Rift! Glad to see you found the game forum. I punish you by playing an entire opera on one of those high-pitched dog whistles. Link to comment
Rift The husky Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 Ok then I punish you by making you listen fire truck horns and siren for 10 minutes Link to comment
Wannatripbaby Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 Ha! Child's play! I punish you by forcing you to watch the Emoji Movie one time. Link to comment
Rift The husky Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 I like movies so I punish you by putting you in full fursuit for 24 hours with only one big bag of baby food with a feeding tube and formula in another and you can't change your diaper Link to comment
Wannatripbaby Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 To a lot of people here that would probably sound like a fun way to spend the weekend. I punish you by sending you on a massive fetch-quest to find 8 pieces of the Triforce of Courage. But before you can find them you must pay an exorbitant sum of rupees to translate the treasure charts. Link to comment
Rift The husky Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 For your punishment I'm sending you wreck diving but first you have to learn how to scuba dive then as part 2 you have to find me some sunken pirate treasures Link to comment
Wannatripbaby Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 That's a punishment? That sounds like fun! As yourpunishment you must chop down the largest tree in the forest with... A HERRING! Link to comment
Rift The husky Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 What's a Herring? If I have to chop down a tree then you have to cut down 100 trees Link to comment
Wannatripbaby Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 A herring is a fish. Evidently you've never seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail. ^Your punishment is to watch every episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus before you can change your diaper. Link to comment
Rift The husky Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 At least it's the abu space diaper Your punishment is to join star fleet academy and serve aboard a federation ship Ok I have to go to work now catch you later Link to comment
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