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Why diapers are better than toilets.


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Diapers are better then toilets because they let me enjoy my football games without having to leave to go to the bathroom.

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Diapers are better than toilets because with a diaper, you will never have to worry about those automatic flush toilets that always flush at the wrong time.

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Diapers are better then toilet's because Mary Jane is tired of me leaving the toilet seat up

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There are more cute styles of diapers than there are cute styles of toilets.

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With a diaper, you don't have to worry about putting the lid up, and having it come crashing down unexpectedly.

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With diapers you don't have to worry about missing anything involved in watching the entire planet of the apes trilogy.   Which is what I got for my birthday. 

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If the tapes on your diaper come off, just refasten them.  If the lid on your toilet comes off, it's a lot harder to fix.

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diapers are better then toilets because if the toilets break you still have the diaper to take it's place, but if the toliet breaks your kinda screwed. 

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You can pee a diaper wherever you are, but it would be pretty awkward to try and pee in a toilet wherever you are.

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You can poop in a diaper wherever you are (unless you eat too many bean burritos).  However, you can't poop in a toliet wherever you are.

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Diapers don't give you goose bumps when you get up in the night to use the toilet which will feel icy cold to sit on.

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You don't have to worry about walking into the walls when you wake up in the middle of the night and you have to pee.

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Toilets can't teach you to take responsibility for, and own, your actions. Diapers give one freedom of movement, and freedom of expression

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You don't have to unzip a diaper to pee; therefore you don't risk getting your junk caught in the zipper on the way back up.

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diapers are better then toilets because they are helpful when watching long movie marathons.

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Diapers don't take up as much room to store them.

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To me it just feels a lot better going in diapers than in a toilet, going in a toilet feels like a chore at times and going in a diaper feels amazing like all the time.

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Diapers are great for long distance traveling,  you don't have to stop playing video games or movies,  at work when you don't get a chance to go.

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Nobody keeps asking you if you "have to go potty." You just go when you need to and deal with the results later.

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With diapers you don't have to worry about turning on the noisy bathroom fan whenever you have to go.

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Diapers eliminate long lines at the restroom they are perfect for movies, traveling,gaming, camping , and  out door activitees

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