rusty pins Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Digging that hole deeper and deeper! Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Should have stuck with the 700 hp tiara: Yes? No? Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 So my wife's birthday is coming up, she says to me she says " I want to go somewhere I have never been before". I suggested the kitchen. Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Same here: I suggested the bedroom Link to comment
Demon-hunter Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Why did the chicken crossed the road, Link to comment
dlover49 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 I envision a utopian future.. Where chickens are able to do as they wish, without having their motives questioned. Link to comment
Wet Knight Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 In a street poll, the question was asked: Are there too many immigrants ? Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 What is purple and conquered the world Alexander the Grape Link to comment
Wet Knight Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Tell me Miss, do you indulge in sex Yes, Doctor, I do, infrequently. Is that one word or two? Link to comment
Mars.inDiapers Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 (edited) An Edited September 24, 2015 by DiapersOfTheStorm Link to comment
Wet Knight Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 I went to the Doctor about fluid on my knee. He said Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 What does a 500 lb parrot say? Polly wanna cracker: NOW!!!! Link to comment
Wet Knight Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 From a tweet to the Chicago Tribune: I thought my Vasectomy would stop my wife from getting pregnant, Link to comment
AwakenEvil Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 Just a warning. This one is offensive to religious people. Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 Go ahead: Pilate on Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 "Remember what?" ask the first golfer Link to comment
Wet Knight Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 The Dr. remarked "If that belly was on a woman, I'd think she was pregnant". His obese male patient replied "It has been, and she is" Link to comment
feralfreak Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 this is one i crack at work sometimes when there are no other customers behind the one im working on and i get to feeling silly: why cant you pick your nose with these two fingers(holds up 2 fingers)? 'cause their MINE! Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 this is one i crack at work sometimes when there are no other customers behind the one im working on and i get to feeling silly: why cant you pick your nose with these two fingers(holds up 2 fingers)? 'cause their MINE! You know what they say: You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose; but you cannot pick your friends' nose Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 Go ahead: Pilate on Brilliant. Link to comment
Mars.inDiapers Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 A speeding driver was stopped by a police. The officer asks the driver "Do you have any idea how fast you were going?" The driver replies "No, not after the drinks I had, all I Link to comment
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