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  • 5 months later...

I introduce my daughter-in-law as my "sexual adviser"

When I want her fuc*ing advice, I'll ask for it!

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  • 1 month later...

It seems to me that those persons who make and sell diapers should use a marketing service called Wetsy

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Not fair!! That joke was not half-bad!

Because of all the humidity and fog around here, many of the stores will be selling their wares at deep discounts. they call them "soupy sales"

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That joike was great in '68

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Now THAT was a bad joke even in '66 +2

Let's hear them!

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming

anniversary.

She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to over 150 in

about 3 seconds."

I bought her a bathroom scale.

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And hear I thought it was a 700 horsepower tiara

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming

anniversary.

She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to over 150 in

about 3 seconds."

I bought her a bathroom scale.

So sorry you are missing the sex with your wife for the next month.

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WithTHAT figure I do not think there ismuch to miss

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So sorry you are missing the sex with your wife for the next month.

Oh ! I don't know about that.

She is one of several ladies who say I'm darned good in bed.

They'll testify I can stay there all day.

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With THAT figure I do not think there is much to miss


My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,

"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you
to pay me a compliment.'

I replied, "Your eyesight's perfect."

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