Guest Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 What's the difference between a drug dealer, and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again Link to comment
DiaperedNerd Posted February 8, 2015 Share Posted February 8, 2015 When the owner of the "El Rodeo's" restaurant built his second establishment he said, "This isn't my first rodeo." Link to comment
Wet Knight Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 I introduce my daughter-in-law as my "sexual adviser" When I want her fuc*ing advice, I'll ask for it! Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 Where do sheep go for a higher education? To Ewe-niversity for a baaaaaachalors. Link to comment
Born Yesterday Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 What's brown and sticky? Link to comment
BabyJune Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 Q: Why did the indian wear a jock strap? Link to comment
Baby Brian Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 A blind guy walks into a bar, and Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 My Vegan friend is against the use of leather, but I think her opinion can be suede. Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 It seems to me that those persons who make and sell diapers should use a marketing service called Wetsy Link to comment
dlover49 Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 There were three friends having lunch, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Not fair!! That joke was not half-bad! Because of all the humidity and fog around here, many of the stores will be selling their wares at deep discounts. they call them "soupy sales" Link to comment
Wet Knight Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr Link to comment
id0ntknow Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 Nice joke there Wet Knight. Link to comment
rusty pins Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Similar to the above, there was a Jewish doctor who was retiering and about to clean out his office. Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 That joike was great in '68 Link to comment
rusty pins Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Since so many of our members are younger than 35 years old, it's new to them! Link to comment
vvp39 Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 What does Batman do when he gets up in the morning? He goes to the batroom.... Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Now THAT was a bad joke even in '66 +2 Let's hear them! Link to comment
Baby Brian Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Since so many of our members are younger than 35 years old, it's new to them! Link to comment
Wet Knight Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to over 150 in about 3 seconds." I bought her a bathroom scale. Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 And hear I thought it was a 700 horsepower tiara Link to comment
rusty pins Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to over 150 in about 3 seconds." I bought her a bathroom scale. So sorry you are missing the sex with your wife for the next month. Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 WithTHAT figure I do not think there ismuch to miss Link to comment
Wet Knight Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 So sorry you are missing the sex with your wife for the next month. Oh ! I don't know about that. She is one of several ladies who say I'm darned good in bed. They'll testify I can stay there all day. Link to comment
Wet Knight Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 With THAT figure I do not think there is much to miss My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need youto pay me a compliment.'I replied, "Your eyesight's perfect." Link to comment
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