Bad Jokes

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

I know what you mean. When I have walked ten mils or so, I understand the meaning of the old phrase "the agony od da feet"

[square_duck]

You hear about the hurried Doctor whos medical business was failing because of his loss of patience.

 

If you have a relative who is a Judge, does that mean you have a 'just cuz'??

[ValentinesStuff]

If nuns live in a nunnery, do nurses live in a nursery?

[BabyJune]

I once knew a priest (or a lot of 'em) who thought "Boyz 2 Men" was a delivery service.

You know how a priest tells time? When the big hand is on the little hand.

[ValentinesStuff]

I use a very secure password. It's from a family heirloom, my dad's favorite fencing weapon.

 

Yes it's "Password." (Pa's sword)

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

I went on a trip that included visitin a mountain range and climbing to one of the peaks. Well, some karen was always complaining that the place smelled like urine. Finally the guide siad. "Lady: you read the brochure, right? and it told you flat out that this range was the Peedmont"

[ValentinesStuff]

41 minutes ago, Little Christine said:

I went on a trip that included visitin a mountain range and climbing to one of the peaks. Well, some karen was always complaining that the place smelled like urine. Finally the guide siad. "Lady: you read the brochure, right? and it told you flat out that this range was the Peedmont"

She going to hate the raft ride later then. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pee_Pee_Creek

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

19 minutes ago, ValentinesStuff said:

She going to hate the raft ride later then. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pee_Pee_Creek

It will give new meaning to "up the creek"

[ValentinesStuff]

12 minutes ago, Little Christine said:

It will give new meaning to "up the creek"

Without a piddle?

[rusty pins]

You sure it wasn't the Yellow River in China?

[Flaresnare]

K, so Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

[Crinklz Kat]

2 hours ago, Flaresnare said:

K, so Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

But there's always room for seconds.

[ValentinesStuff]

3 hours ago, Crinklz Kat said:

But there's always room for seconds.

Only when consumed in minute portions.

[Crinklz Kat]

17 hours ago, ValentinesStuff said:

Only when consumed in minute portions.

Always best to watch your calories.

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

3 hours ago, Crinklz Kat said:

Always best to watch your calories.

You did not origiante that one, You got it form Tik-Tok

[Flaresnare]

On 9/17/2020 at 9:14 PM, Crinklz Kat said:

But there's always room for seconds.

Even though it's certainly not " fast " Food. 

[Joanne_B]

A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the vendor, "Make me one with everything!"

[rusty pins]

What do you call a chili dog with beans?  A Frank-farter!

[square_duck]

I was thinking about making a belt out of watches, but then I realized it would be a waist of time.....?

[Firefly 35]

Gardeners never use clocks or watches; they have all the thyme they need.

[triggernum2]

What do you give a pig with diaper rash...... 

Oinkment

[BabyJune]

One day at work when my (former) boss sneezed I asked her, "are you allergic to pollen?" She said, "I don't think so. I've never been to Poland."

[Little BabyDoll Christine]

THAT Warsaw-ful!

[le Hollandais]

Two sows were talking in the barnyard one day. First sow asked the other "Have you heard from your boarfriend lately?"

Second sow said "Why yes. I got a litter from him yesterday."

[Joep]

Here’s an Anti joke that I wrote this summer:
What’s worse than a tornado?
- two tornados


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