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I used to work at an independent motorcycle repair shop, we worked on older Japanese bikes that the dealership wont work on. The dealerships only work on bikes that are 10 years old or newer, if it's over 10 years old, they won't touch it....just like Michael Jackson.

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What do u call a dog with no legs? Anything you want, he's not going to come

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting in your mailbox? Bill

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your doorstep? Matt

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Why doesn't the United States use the letter "U" in words like color, and flavor the way other countries do? Fuck u, nobody likes u

I bought a pair of shoes from my drug dealer today, I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day

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a man walks into a bar and notices a large jar filled with money sitting on the bartop. he calls over the bartender and asks "whats up with this jar?". bartender replies "it's the prize jar. in the back room we have a donkey. the goal is to make him laugh. $1 for one attempt". the man snickers, puts in a dollar and heads to the back. a few minutes later he returns, grabs the jar and leaves, the donkey rolling on the ground laughing his tail off.

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