Guest Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 This joke is based on a true story: I used to work at an independent motorcycle repair shop, we worked on older Japanese bikes that the dealership wont work on. The dealerships only work on bikes that are 10 years old or newer, if it's over 10 years old, they won't touch it....just like Michael Jackson. Link to comment
rusty pins Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 A guy wakes up in the morning, showers, gets dressed and goes down to breakfast. Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 A seal walks into a bar and sits down, The bartender asks, "Whaddya havin'?" the seal replies, "Anything but the Canadian Club" Link to comment
Guest Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 What do you call a black man with half an afro driving a school bus? You call him by his name you racist! Link to comment
diaperguy85 Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 what do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? art Link to comment
Guest Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 What do u call a dog with no legs? Anything you want, he's not going to come What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting in your mailbox? Bill What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your doorstep? Matt Link to comment
rusty pins Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a farm? Link to comment
Guest Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Why doesn't the United States use the letter "U" in words like color, and flavor the way other countries do? Fuck u, nobody likes u I bought a pair of shoes from my drug dealer today, I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day Link to comment
Guest Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 What happens if you don't pay your exorcist? You get repossessed Link to comment
Wet Knight Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Is the Patron Saint of those with "erectile disfunction", Link to comment
Rylyn28 Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 A seal walks into a club Link to comment
PetahPetah Posted December 20, 2014 Share Posted December 20, 2014 OK you know the Abbot & Costello routine "Who's on First" ? Link to comment
diaperguy85 Posted December 21, 2014 Share Posted December 21, 2014 a man walks into a bar and notices a large jar filled with money sitting on the bartop. he calls over the bartender and asks "whats up with this jar?". bartender replies "it's the prize jar. in the back room we have a donkey. the goal is to make him laugh. $1 for one attempt". the man snickers, puts in a dollar and heads to the back. a few minutes later he returns, grabs the jar and leaves, the donkey rolling on the ground laughing his tail off. Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 So I ate dinner at a Chinese Buffet tonight and got my fortune cookie, which said: Link to comment
Dr_J Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 "Most women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor." Link to comment
square_duck Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 At least they don't call you collect *puh dum pah*! Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 They don't even call me at all, and they hang up when I call them Link to comment
DailyDi Posted January 9, 2015 Author Share Posted January 9, 2015 Only person that calls me is Rachel from cardholder services! Link to comment
Guest Posted January 10, 2015 Share Posted January 10, 2015 What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile. Did you hear about the guy who invented tampons? He went from rags to riches Link to comment
rusty pins Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Traveling salesman's car broke down in this little dinky crossroads that had a service station and a Link to comment
Dr_J Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 "How do you find Will Smith in the snow?" Link to comment
Little Girl Milly Posted January 11, 2015 Share Posted January 11, 2015 Pete and Repeat were sitting on a bench. Pete fell off. Who's left on the bench? Link to comment
Born Yesterday Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 What's the worst foursome to follow in golf? Link to comment
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