astrodiaper Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Why is wetting your pants hereditary? It runs in your jeans! I hear diahrreah is also hereditary. Link to comment
WeaselDiaperBoy Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 When fighting off by a troop of clowns, always go for the juggler. Sent from my KFSOWI using Tapatalk Link to comment
rusty pins Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 A bear walks into a 7-11 and says to the clerk, "I'd like a slurpee and a ............................................................................................................ Snickers." Link to comment
BabyJune Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 A man approaches a convenience store just as the clerk is locking up. The man says, "But your sign says 'open 24 hours.'" The clerk says, "not 24 hours in a row." Link to comment
oleman72 Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 Confucius say. Woman who fly upside down have crackup. Link to comment
Glennie Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 old chinese proverb: man who goes to sleep with ichy butt, wakes up with smelly fingers Link to comment
rusty pins Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 A man felt really down because he was "really small" down there and all the girls he took out on dates would just laugh at him later when it was time to go to bed. 1 Link to comment
Rockies Fan in Diapers Posted October 27, 2014 Share Posted October 27, 2014 "Why was Six afraid of Seven?" Link to comment
feralfreak Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 these are damn bad ones, and might make me look like im against hillbillies but im not: Link to comment
Personalias Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Is it possible for a morbidly obese person to go skinny dipping? Link to comment
Personalias Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Guy walks into a bar, sits down and reaches into his pocket. Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 What's the Hllbilly's favorite pick-up line? "Nice tooth ya got there cousin" Link to comment
rusty pins Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 A hillbilly catches his son behind the barn masterbating. "Junior! What the hell you doin"? You git yoursef a woman and don't let me ketch you doin thet again!" So junior goes out and finds a woman. A couple weeks later his dad catches him out behind the barn again. "Junior! What the hell did I tell you about thet!! You got Daisy May and she's a fine woman!" "But Pa! Her arm gets tired!" Link to comment
feralfreak Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 if i ate bullets would i shoot my mouth off? if i spilled iced coffee on my lap, does that mean i frapped my pants? Link to comment
Guest Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 How do you hide weed from a hippie? Put it behind the soap Link to comment
feralfreak Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 confuscious from crank yankers says "man who fart in church sits in his own pew" Link to comment
Born Yesterday Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Confucius say man who run after car get exhausted, man who run in front of car get tired. Link to comment
square_duck Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Confucius also say, man who run in front of car get grilled! Link to comment
lilJester Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 New condom slogan. Think gloves not luvs. Link to comment
feralfreak Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 never buy firestone brand condoms, they are made with break-through technology Link to comment
likediapergirls Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 Guy walks into a bar, sits down and reaches into his pocket. Link to comment
Guest Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 Confucius say, man with hand in pocket, feel cocky all day Link to comment
dlover49 Posted November 7, 2014 Share Posted November 7, 2014 A blonde and her husband were watching the evening news. A headline comes up "Two Brazilian men die in skydiving accident!" She starts crying. Her husband says "what's wrong honey? Skydiving can be dangerous." She replies: "Yes, but how many men are in a brazilion?" Link to comment
windelman500 Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 what do you get when you see a naked smurf? a blue moon a truck driver delivering animals to a zoo has an accident and has to call the zoo the people at the zoo ask him how bad it is and he says "well I've got good gnu's and bad gnu's" Three Irishmen are in a pub sitting at a table with a big window facing a brothel across the street. A Rabbi walks up and goes in and the first Irishman says "would you look at the hypocrite!". The other two Irishmen say "aye". then a minister Link to comment
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