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20 hours ago, Alvin Spacemunk said:

A Pepsi was arrested for a crime, but why was the Cola arrested to?

Because it was a coke conspirator

AAAARRRRGGGHHH!!! Now THAT is a 50 megaton, death-dealing stinkeroo!!1

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Insurance companies are like the mafia: "Nice life, be a shame if something happened to it"

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This year for Halloween I wanted to round up 2 buddies and go hang out at the bar, each of us dressed as a priest, rabbi, and monk. I thought that would have been funny.

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Would another name for ther Ignore List be the "troll booth"?

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What implement would you use to punish a canine being naughty in the swimming pool

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Have you ever wondered what the voice of a talking dog would sound like? Well I got talking to one from Siberia, it was husky.

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"You the bomb"

"no You the bomb"

A complement in America, an argument in the middle east.

why dose a blonde were underwear.... to keep her ankles warm

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Jealous! We are actually the gold standard

This could either be a hairist slur against persons of gold or since it is in the feminine, sexual hair-assment

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15 hours ago, PetahPetah said:

TEDDY-BEAR jokes, inspired by my old GPK cards...

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Hates online comment threads: DISCUS-ted.

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I just finished readin THE HISTOYRY OF WATERPROOF UNDERGARMENTS by I. M. N. Rubbapantz

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I read the book, "Rushing To The Bathroom" by Willie Makeit and illustrated by Betty Wont.

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THE REVENGE OF THE TIGER by Claude Bauls

THE BEAN DIET by C. Howie Phartz

THE WORST JOKES ON DD By Terry Bull

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I Fell Off The Balcony by Eilean Dover

The Gay Irishmen by Ben Dover and Phil McCrevase

Under The Bleachers by Syemore Butts

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Don't laugh. There's a kind of cloth that is used for diapers called "bamboo"

Why don't zombies wear diapers?

Because they are the Walking Dead. Not the WADDLING Dead

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"rusty bed springs, by I p freely

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On 2/25/2017 at 2:19 AM, froggy said:

"rusty bed springs, by I p freely

What happens to Froggys car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away :D

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school?

It's ok he woke up

Why did the drinks can crusher quit it's job?

Because it was soda pressing

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time

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On 2/19/2017 at 0:26 PM, rusty pins said:

I read the book, "Rushing To The Bathroom" by Willie Makeit and illustrated by Betty Wont.

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(Came up with a joke about diaper lovers)

MOOD SCALE FOR DIAPER LOVERS

Lots of diapers= Happy DL

Ran out of diapers= Sad DL

Your favorite diaper goes out of production= Blur-DL

LOL

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16 hours ago, Alvin Spacemunk said:

(Came up with a joke about diaper lovers)

MOOD SCALE FOR DIAPER LOVERS

Lots of diapers= Happy DL

Ran out of diapers= Sad DL

Your favorite diaper goes out of production= Blur-DL

LOL

Depends Diapers=Wet Jeans DL

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