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"Title of thread, <post #>" Author's username, (ab, dl, ic, and/or bf). Title of website.  Date content was posted.  Date content was accessed.

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I recently ran into a person I had not seen in some 40 years, when we were members of the same J.R.R. Tolkien fan club. Apparently, she has not changed one bit. when I saw her, I called out

"'[her name] I'm glad as hell to see you!"

She answered

"I'm Galadriel to see you, too"

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I took my smartphone to Middle Earth and showed it around at Lorien and Imladris. Immeidately after I explained it Elrond grabbed it and used the  front camera to get a picture of himself, brought it up on the screen and said "I bet that is something you do not have where you come from"

I replied "At Daily Diapers we have one regularly"

"You do?" he said, deflated"

I answered "Of Course: We have an Elfy"

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Why did the chicken cross the road

Because he was walking on the same side as Perdue University

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On 8/4/2018 at 4:56 PM, Little Christine said:

I took my smartphone to Middle Earth and showed it around at Lorien and Imladris. Immeidately after I explained it Elrond grabbed it and used the  front camper to get a picture of himself, brought it up on the screen and said "I bet that is something you do not have where you come from"

I replied "At Daily Diapers we have one regularly"

"You do?" he said, deflated"

I answered "Of Course: We have an Elfy"

Who moderates the one forum to rule them all.  

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18 minutes ago, Firefly 35 said:

Who moderates the one forum to rule them all.  

sauron_in_diapers_3rdAge I can set up his accoutn if Daily Di wants me to

Until that Dark Day. Let me give you this

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8HWk4BpT_AP4tTGjF4O4GA

Daily Di could have named his "big but getting smaller" club Middle-Girth

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23 Squidoo!

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A squid has ten. At least that is what I was told by my friend Cali Marie

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That was a horrible pun, I'm calling the police.

Also, you know why there's always only one inch of toilet paper left there?

Because a full 360° roll in an airliner is prohibited by the FAA.

Odesláno z mého F8331 pomocí Tapatalk

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Why do I usually roll my eyes when the bottle of PVA adhesive starts ranting?

Because it hasn’t got a glue what it’s talking about

How well did a football team made up of LP records fair in the world cup?

Well, they got into the semi-vinyl’s

What’s a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Bark

How does data travel to work in the morning?

On a universal serial bus

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On 8/21/2018 at 9:34 PM, foofybabykitten said:

Well, I just lost my position at the local bank on the first day of the job, this woman came in and asked me to check her balance,

so I pushed her over.

Did she say "just checking"?

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Red Riding Hood was on her way to Grandma's house when the Big Bad Wolf popped out from behind a tree!  He took one look at red Riding Hood, got a hard on and said, "I'm going to F--K you!"  Red Riding Hood looked at him and said, "Oh no your not!  Your going to eat me like the book says!"

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