Little BabyDoll Christine Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 I but your favorite childrens' song is "See-saw Margery Daw" Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 Why was the candy bar shunned? Because he always hung out with the nerds. 1 Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 The category is musical bad jokes Gawd help me, I REMEMBER this. sort of a "Chipmunks: The Next Generation" goes jazz 1 Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder? 2 Link to comment
vvp39 Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Chemists have solutions.... Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 If the Doctor had his own private bathroom on the TARDIS, would it be a "Who loo"? Link to comment
rusty pins Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 On ?9?/?30?/?2017 at 11:51 AM, Little Christine said: If the Doctor had his own private bathroom on the TARDIS, would it be a "Who loo"? Only if the Doctor was Dr. Seuss! Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. Link to comment
Babyqtboy Posted October 2, 2017 Share Posted October 2, 2017 When we go camping I tell my kids they can't run, it's past tents Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Worst company names ever: A window company called cracked An oil company called rigged A barber shop called Harry's A nuclear energy company called warhead A machette company called hackers-r-us Link to comment
rusty pins Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 A law firm named We, Cheatum and Steele Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 diaper company Krapp & Leavitt A cerial compnay Oates & Rice A web hosting company Cierva-Downe A news organization Caque & Boulle A rubber panty compnay Ouette & Leakey A law firem Connor & Scheister 1 Link to comment
dlsafrica Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 For years mankind wanted to be like birds and fly ---- in 2006 we learnt to tweet Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 And, given the choices we saddled ourselves with; in 2016, we laid an egg 1 Link to comment
rusty pins Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 19 hours ago, Little Christine said: And, given the choices we saddled ourselves with; in 2016, we laid an egg LOL! Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 3 hours ago, rusty pins said: LOL! Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Why hasn't Donald Trump been inpeached yet? 1 Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 I thought it was because he is im-pear-ed Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Or perhaps because he ate at Mcdonalds too much. Link to comment
TimeAgentTessa Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 What is the best way to lose some pounds? Just go to the UK and spend them. 1 Link to comment
rusty pins Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 In keeping up with current events now that girls will be allowed to join the Boy Scouts, when does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout? When he eats his first Brownie! Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 I always thought I had to do a lot of bullshit in college. Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 Worst typos that you would not want to see on a resteraunt menu: Pomogranate smoothie --> pornogranate smoothie Crepes --> creeps Boneless chicken --> bonerless chicken Pot roast --> roasted pot Grilled salmon --> grilled salmonella Happy meal --> nappy meal 1 Link to comment
Cute_Kitten Posted October 14, 2017 Share Posted October 14, 2017 I used to work in a deli, and every so often, we'd get sale signs advertising "Butteball Turky 5.99 Ib." Link to comment
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