Little BabyDoll Christine Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 When the ABDL was sentenced to 15 years in prison, why did he bring a rubber sheet? Because it would be quite a stretch Link to comment
dlsafrica Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 On being asked if he had a criminal record, Sam pointed to his Fun Loving Criminals collection Link to comment
Apache Raccoon Posted March 4, 2017 Share Posted March 4, 2017 18 hours ago, dlsafrica said: On being asked if he had a criminal record, Sam pointed to his Fun Loving Criminals collection LOL Link to comment
rusty pins Posted March 5, 2017 Share Posted March 5, 2017 What part of Popeye never rusts? Link to comment
Apache Raccoon Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 This sign at work gave me the perfect materiel Link to comment
dlsafrica Posted April 19, 2017 Share Posted April 19, 2017 Street vendors can make people feel like stickers --- ripped off Link to comment
Apache Raccoon Posted April 20, 2017 Share Posted April 20, 2017 eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches 1 Link to comment
BabyJune Posted April 21, 2017 Share Posted April 21, 2017 20 hours ago, Alvin Seville said: eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches 1 Link to comment
Wet Knight Posted April 22, 2017 Share Posted April 22, 2017 When Eskimos bury their dead, they sing "Freeze a jolly good fellow". Link to comment
Apache Raccoon Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 Why couldn't I get my PC to play the Disney movie DVD? Because it was Frozen Link to comment
rusty pins Posted April 30, 2017 Share Posted April 30, 2017 Two guys walking along a trail in the wood come across something in the middle of the path. Link to comment
Apache Raccoon Posted May 23, 2017 Share Posted May 23, 2017 Why couldn't the elongated fish use his vaping device? Because he'd ran out of Eel-iquid Link to comment
Spiderman Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 At my store Depends are in isle seven so as a joke whenever somebody uses the word "Depends" Link to comment
Apache Raccoon Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 3 hours ago, Spiderman said: At my store Depends are in isle seven so as a joke whenever somebody uses the word "Depends" 1 Link to comment
Spiderman Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 1 hour ago, Alvin Seville said: And I 1 Link to comment
Apache Raccoon Posted July 4, 2017 Share Posted July 4, 2017 What did he say when asked if he wanted to go to Norwich? Link to comment
Ferix Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 How many lonely guys does it take to change a diaper? One. But he wishes it took two Link to comment
Apache Raccoon Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 How did the dog describe the forest full of trees? Link to comment
rusty pins Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 How did the dog get through that forest with all the trees? Link to comment
Apache Raccoon Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 What's a sports brands Link to comment
kimchikid Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 What does the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? they both circle Uranus in search of Klingons Link to comment
rusty pins Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 A redneck's perfect idea of a woman. Link to comment
Cruiser 03 Posted August 8, 2017 Share Posted August 8, 2017 I dont know how bad to go but by birth order the presidents sons are DEBT add the girls DEBITT Thank God he wasn't spelling bankruptcy court or fiduciary responsibility. Sent from my SM-T810 using Tapatalk 1 Link to comment
TheDarkOne88 Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 Went to a theater performance about puns last night....turns out it was a play on words. 1 Link to comment
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