eatenbywo1ves Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 How did the polish submarine sink? The screen door was left open. Link to comment
eatenbywo1ves Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Knock knock Whos there? KGB KGB wh------ WE ASK THE QUESTIONS, NOT YOU! Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 What kind of pasta do kinksters like most? fetish-ini At least nobody can say "Don't tell Christine that joke: It'll rubber the wrong way" 1 Link to comment
BabyJune Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 How do you unlock a chastity belt? With a KINK key. Link to comment
rusty pins Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 What kind of speech would Abe Lincoln give if he were in Italy during the Civil War? Link to comment
Apache Raccoon Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 Where does electricity keep its savings? In a current account Why were many workers in the coal industry banned on DailyDiapers? Because they were minors What do you call cars such as the Metro, Maestro, Montego or Allegro with lots of stupid pimp my ride style modifications? Austintatious What do you get if you combine PG Tips with weed? Tea Pot What job does the amphetamine have at the school? Methamatics teacher What do you get if you cross an Indian cook with the band famous for Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 22 hours ago, dlover49 said: A teacher was arrested at an airport. Link to comment
BabyJune Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Algae BRA? Isn't that what the Little Mermaid uses to cover her boobs? Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Now THAT is SICK! in fact it is (get ready...wait for it...Spoiler Alert!....here it comes) malARIEL Link to comment
Mars.inDiapers Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 "Dad, what does 'gay' mean?" "It means 'happy', son." "So dad, are you gay?" "No son, I have a wife." 4 Link to comment
eatenbywo1ves Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 British women, the birth of a nation of great sailors. Link to comment
Wet Knight Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 Acetaminophenlo All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. Link to comment
BabyJune Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 My doctor recommended Cialis. Well, I went to see Alice and boy, was her husband pissed at me. Link to comment
rusty pins Posted July 28, 2016 Share Posted July 28, 2016 What do you call a horney 18th century French emperor? Napolian Bonerparte Link to comment
vvp39 Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 From Steven Wright"The other day I took a cab to a drive-in movie. The show cost me $95. Link to comment
baby_snow_white Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 A guy walks into a bar with an alligator and asks the bartender. Do you serve lawyers here? The bartender says. Yes we do. The guy says. Ok a beer for me and a lawyer for my alligator. Link to comment
Little BabyDoll Christine Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 On 7/6/2016 at 4:04 PM, dlover49 said: Q: Link to comment
Born Yesterday Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 Why did the priest boycott the power company? Link to comment
PetahPetah Posted August 8, 2016 Share Posted August 8, 2016 A pediatrician had a midwife crises. Link to comment
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