Why do you do this to me, retail market?

[DummyGirl95]

Okay, so for the past 7 years I've bought the same brand and model of dummy from the same store. A few weeks ago I walked into said store with the intent of buying a new pack of dummies as my most recent one was beginning to taste strange. I picked up a pack on special (yay) and returned home.

[Denube]

A good one is Pacifiers R Us. I just got one, and Oh my god...