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I use mint candies as a suppository a lot. You can buy longish transparent ones which look similar to real suppositories. Freeze them before use if you can. They slip up easily and give almost the same result like real ones.

It is a cheaper solution and I don't have to hide them from my parents.

Give it a try!

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Just watch out... the sugar is absorbed directly into your bloodstream by the colon walls. Could be very dangerous.

Sugar gets absorbed into your bloodstream if you eat it, too. I've never heard that it's any more dangerous to absorb it rectally, and I can't see why it would be a problem, unless you have diabetes or something.

(You might be thinking of alcohol, which is dangerous to absorb rectally because it's harder to titrate the dosage. If you drink too much, you'll usually vomit, but with an enema that's not an option, so you can get alcohol poisoning more easily.)

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Please please people, the only orifice that stuff is supposed to be put in is the hole in the middle of your face. Those experimenting with stuffing items in every other hole is looking for trouble. It reminds me of the stereotypical actions of a toddler with too many sweets. One finds them in the VCR, the CD player, and ever other hole that the toddler can reach.

Simply - the anal cavity has a very very important job - that is critical to your existence. It reabsorbs excess fluids (all the chemicals and enzymes used to digest food). This goes straight into the bloodstream since it is bacteria free, or should be. If you introduce anything into the anal cavity, you are also introducing bacteria - THAT WILL KILL YOU.

IDIOTS GUIDE TO THE BODY...

MOUTH = ENTRY POINT

EVERY OTHER HOLE = EXIT POINT

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Erm, the anal cavity is extremely not bacteria-free.

The plain fact is that people have always put stuff in their butts, and they always will, because lots of people think it feels good. It's better to rationally discuss risks and precautions than to just tell people not to do it, because they're going to, and they might as well know what they're doing.

Alcohol enemas are dangerous, but I've never heard from anyone that sugar enemas are--in fact, I believe sugar-and-saline enemas are sometimes used for emergency rehydration when a person is so dehydrated that it's hard to find a vein. I'll certainly agree with Darkfinn that there could be a risk for undiagnosed diabetics if they were given a lot of sugar via the rectum, but I'm doubtful that a few grams of sugar-coating around a suppository (which is what the OP asked about) represent a major risk of toxicity.

I just realized no one has answered the OP's actual question: No, I don't think the trick would work very well with taffy. The idea of putting candy coating around a suppository is to delay the release of the glycerine, so it doesn't start working until some time has passed. Taffy would be too malleable to insert (unless it was frozen, I suppose), and would dissolve almost as quickly as the suppository itself.

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Guest Wetnmessy247

:o Candy is a hit and miss.

I've tried inserting all types of candies into my rectum:

Peppermints

Taffy

Tootsie rolls

Lollipops

Etc etc etc

Lollipops are good especially with long sticks because you can pull it back out if necessary.

And tootsie rolls are one of the few things in the world that looks the same shoved in as it does falling back out.

It is true that things are absorbed quicker into the bloodstream when inserted into the anus. Just be careful.

The worst thing I've done was inserted a jalapeno pepper cut open into my butthole.

I cried for two days and bled for two days. :o

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Guest YkDave

Chances are, a sugar/candy supp wont do anything, but yes, like mentioned a few times already in this thread it could be dangerous. Anything in the colon can be transferred directly into the bloodstream, depending on how big of a chunk of candy it is, im sure it could be enough to cause some SERIOUS complications in the right person...

Just like alcohol, a person could sit there drinking liquor all day and have no problem, but one shot in the azz (when your sober) could be enough to kill you!

As always, just take caution in what your shoving up there as things can go bad in a hurry!

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Erm, the anal cavity is extremely not bacteria-free.

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Excuse me..... and where do you get this tit-bit of incorrect information?

It is a HUGE GIGANTIC MYTH, that the anal cavity contains bacteria. The acid in the stomach is extremely efficient at killing EVERYTHING including bacteria. Yes, a extremely small percentage of bacteria does get through, but the high acidic content in the intestines to the bowels ensures that they ALL DIE. The anal cavity is the second cleanest place in the human body, next to the blood stream. The sole purpose of the anal cavity is to reabsorb, straight into the bloodstream, the fluids left over from digestion. If this was not 'clean', as it has to be, the impurities would be absorbed directly into the bloodstream also. Human feces is CLEAN, despite what you might think. It is indigestible product, and is sterile until it leaves the body. It also contains the dead bacteria, or what is left of them that can't be digested. Then it gets mixed with sweat, and attracts billions of bacteria. I will say again, HUMAN FECES IS CLEAN inside the body, as is the anal cavity supposed to be.

The human body (unlike most humans) is amazingly efficient in everything it does, ONCE you don't mess with it.

FACTS

URINE IS STERILE

FECES - before it exits the body - IS STERILE

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IDIOTS GUIDE TO THE BODY...

MOUTH = ENTRY POINT

EVERY OTHER HOLE = EXIT POINT

um pretty sure the vagina is for the semen to enter the body... so it is both and entry and an exit hole... the mouth is also an exit hole... as it is how we vomit if we have eaten something bad... the nose as well... we breath in air, or take medication that way, and we blow out gross mucus. The anus, sure we excrete body waste from it, but you have to insert a finger if you are a man to check your prostate, or to have intercourse if you are a man with another man...

but that being said... i do agree with what i think is your general point... dont put food items up your ass! at least i'm thinking this is part of your point!

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DISCLAIMER - Some of the information here might make you sick. You have been warned

Sarah_ab,

Of course the vagina is designed to take a penis..., but the anus is not. Consider this - the anal cavity absorbs ALL liquid that is in it, and puts it straight into the bloodstream. That concept actually makes me sick considering what some people allow others to put up their anus. The mouth is only an exit hole, IF we put something in that the stomach can't handle, or that the body rejects. However, it is not a good idea to vomit too often, as you are causing the stomach acid to digest the digestive tract, your mouth, some of your lungs, and your teeth.

All,

why am I getting flamed for my posts here. Is it that you disagree with the information - if so, be adult enough and say so, OR do the research and find out for yourselves.

Products in the anus end straight in the bloodstream, and is transported to vital organs - heart, liver and brain. Best case senario is liver damage, a few billion brain cells killed, and/or heart palpitations. What you feel is a buzz, and lack of sensory perception for about an hour or two while the body tries to regain control. Worse case senario is liver failure, brain death and/or heart attack. What you feel is a buzz and a lack of sensory perception... and then nothing = DEATH. In other words, you will not know if you have exceeded your limit, until you are dead. Once the liver shuts down, or is damaged, the blood vessels begin to contract, and the heart has to work harder to keep the blood pressure high enough. At this stage, there is NOTHING medical that can be done to save your sorry skin. Your blood vessels and transportation system, essential for getting drugs around your body is shutting down / has shut down. The heart rate decreases since the heart muscle will fatigue. Simply, without a blood flow, medication CAN'T get to where it is needed.

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Of course the vagina is designed to take a penis..., but the anus is not. Consider this - the anal cavity absorbs ALL liquid that is in it, and puts it straight into the bloodstream. That concept actually makes me sick considering what some people allow others to put up their anus. The mouth is only an exit hole, IF we put something in that the stomach can't handle, or that the body rejects. However, it is not a good idea to vomit too often, as you are causing the stomach acid to digest the digestive tract, your mouth, some of your lungs, and your teeth.

WOW.

Is it any wonder why normal people think us weird? We are debating something that 99% of the population would say no to.

Most mature adults shouldn't feel the need to explain to other aadults the ins and outs of shoving things up your ass. this thread is a good example of why most normal people laugh at us. Cuz it's jsut so strange.

I am strange. I admit that. We all are.

This thread makes me laugh though.

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@Keiff: Seriously, calm the hell down. You're blowing things way way WAY out of proportion, and potentially frightening people into avoiding something that, like a large number of fetishes, can be enjoyed quite thoroughly if practiced safely. That is why you're being negative-thingied.

~Luci

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WOW.

Is it any wonder why normal people think us weird? We are debating something that 99% of the population would say no to.

Most mature adults shouldn't feel the need to explain to other aadults the ins and outs of shoving things up your ass. this thread is a good example of why most normal people laugh at us. Cuz it's jsut so strange.

I am strange. I admit that. We all are.

This thread makes me laugh though.

it's a variation on anal pleasure with a food twist. I don't see how that's weird, considering that there's a lot of people who are into anal, and a lot of people who are sexually aroused by foods. I think that, given the proper consideration and careful thought towards safety, an individual can have a lot of hot fun with what they want to do :). It's like scat or bloodplay, or even regular S&M; enjoy yourself, but make sure that you take the proper steps to take care of you & your lover's needs afterwards.

~Luci

P.S. - Yes, I brought up scat and bloodplay. Yes, I'm aware that a large portion of the people reading this are disgusted by the thought of such things. My response to you is:

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FECES - before it exits the body - IS STERILE

I am rendered very nearly speechless.

Have you never heard of E. coli? It's called "coli" because it comes from the colon. There are about 500 to 1000 varieties of bacteria, protozoa, and unicellular fungi living in a normal human gut--about ten times as many as the total number of human cells in the body. (That's feces from a healthy gut, mind you; if you're sick there are a host of other things you might be carrying--cholera, typhus, salmonella, cryptosporidium, etc etc.) After water is taken out, bacteria make up something like half the mass of feces.

Just go look up "fecal coliform bacteria" and "intestinal flora", and start washing your hands a LOT more carefully, please.

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Wow, i was just pointing out that there is not simply one hole in the body designed for entry, and all others for exit...

and I do have a problem keiff, i'll come right out and say it. You claim to be a doctor, but i've never met a doctor who claims to have as much expertise in so many areas as you, but who spells so many simple medical terms wrong, who acts as if you are the only expert when many people here have consulted true professionals and experts in whatever field they needed to. You post information easily obtained through any google search then expect everyone to follow your 'medical' advice.

I think you are full of shit and cannot stand you posting as if you are the one and only expert on all things medical.

There that adult enough for you? plus you cannot take a joke, get offended at the simplest things and seem to think if anyone disagrees with your opinion it is some sort of personal attack.

Grow the fuck up and stop acting like an expert on every single medical topic in the world. You are not, no doctor is, and any doctor who claims to be needs to lose their license for unethical practices.

there i said it.... now please... continue on with the topic at hand.. i think it was... putting candy up your ass.

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You claim to be a doctor

... he does? Really? Are you joking? Because that's extremely hilarious. A doctor who thinks poop is sterile. Awesome. They'd need a forklift to haul away the patients.

Listen, Kieff, I hope that Sarah is mistaken and you've never claimed to be a doctor. If you have, I have a problem with that. I don't mind the lying, per se; a certain percentage of people you meet on the internet are fictional characters, and so it will ever be, no point arguing with the weather. But if you're giving out purported medical advice and information under the color of medical authority, then that's just fraud. There is no way on Earth or any other planet that you're a doctor of anything resembling medicine, and if you're claiming that you are, you need to stop it now. You couldn't have gotten through a first-year bio class without knowing about coliform bacteria.

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Wow, i was just pointing out that there is not simply one hole in the body designed for entry, and all others for exit...

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- and what do you want from me - a medal for stating the obvious, or a piece of candy. I have one especially for you.

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and I do have a problem keiff, i'll come right out and say it.

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About time!

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You claim to be a doctor,

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I never made that claim, and if I was (not saying I am not) it would be not only be extremely foolish to admit to, but also potentially illegal to practice medicine outside ones area.

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I think you are full of shit and cannot stand you posting as if you are the one and only expert on all things medical.

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You have every right to your opinion. It is, your civil right, if you didn't know.

There that adult enough for you?

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Yes, and thank you for your honesty, although it took you how many years?

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there i said it.... now please... continue on with the topic at hand.. i think it was... putting candy up your ass.

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I will, Sarah_ab.

and I will NOT be putting candy up my arse. She is a very nice girl, and I like my arsehole the way it is.

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Small business owner supplying IT solutions to the medical trade..... but please don't pester me to diagnose something that you really need to see your own Doctor about.

<!--quoteo(post=200336:date=May 3 2009, 11:04 PM:name=babykeiff)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (babykeiff @ May 3 2009, 11:04 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=200336"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->Small business owner supplying IT solutions to the medical trade..... (also a M.D.) but please don't pester me to diagnose something that you really need to see your own Doctor about.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Any minute now your mailbox is going to fill up with crotch pics with "is this diaper rash?" written on them. <img src="http://www.dailydiapers.com/board/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/24.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":roflmao:" border="0" alt="24.gif" />

you will notice here Keiff edited his post to take out (also MD) but was already quoted by DD in his response...

http://www.dailydiapers.com/board/index.php?showtopic=16070&st=40&p=200345&hl=+babykeiff%20+doctor&fromsearch=1&#entry200345

that would be the link.... so hmmmmm admited to being an MD, but now NOT an MD!

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Guest NaughtyAshes

Great, we have all exposed babykeiff for the lying troll he is. Old news.

Also, putting a candy up your bottom probably isn't the most healthy thing for you, but doing it once probably won't kill you either.

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Great, we have all exposed babykeiff for the lying troll he is. Old news.

Also, putting a candy up your bottom probably isn't the most healthy thing for you, but doing it once probably won't kill you either.

yeah but i've tried to be nice.... and just ignore him, and occasionally attempt to point out his falsehoods in a somewhat jokingly manner... but come on this board has been missing some good old drama lately.. i mean we keep banning all the trolls and other trouble makers, then i just gets boring!!!

:P

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