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I just read this whole thing when I should be doing my laundry. Now Thats Entertainment.

oh god i HATE doing laundry, i'll just let it pile up until daddy ends up doing it for me.... but he will make me fold it and put it away... i just think thats cruel!

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Of course the human colon isn't sterile. Our bodies live in harmony with millions of bacteria (viruses, and plasmids). (Some of our own creation.)

The reason we have been able to develop beyond a pretty color in a pool of warm water is that we have not only been able to fend off the competing flora, but also learn to integrate and nurture those helpful to us. Anyone else here a eukariot? Consider this.

I want to make a dating site that matches based on bacterial analysis. That's right, send me a (small) sample of your shit, and I'll find you a partner. Any takers?

p.s.

anything in parentheses is conjecture.

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I work as a caregiver (currently getting my QMAP) please be very careful with shoving candy up your ass if you do dont stick it in your mouth which can give you the norovirus (feces ingested via mouth) It only takes a very small amount of particles (fewer than 100) to make you sick. People with illness shed billions of virus particles in their stool and vomit and can easily infect others. You are contagious from the moment you begin feeling sick and for the first few days after you recover. 

If you’re wanting to shove things up your ass use anal toys and clean them well. Dont do what pornstars do and start licking things that you take out of your ass.

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People are mixing up alcohol prohibitions with sugar.   Unlike alcohol which starts being broken down into less harmful materials in the stomach and is absorbed rather slowly, carbs and sugar absorption is actually enhanced by saliva and stomach acids.   Sugar gets better absorption from the top end.    Even if there was different rates of absorption, even in the case of diabetics, there's not much issue with sugar that way.   In fact, even with the case of diabetics it won't make much of a difference.   I can tell you the number of times I've smeared maple syrup on my diabetic sons mouth when he went low (or used D50 injections when a paramedic).   In fact, whacking someone with sugar is so benign D50 boluses (along with NARCAN and Oxygen) are part of a magic trio often used when you had no clue what was really wrong with someone.

 

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