Juliabam Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Inserts Melville's "Moby Dick" Gets back sharpened harpoon, point first. Damnedd Whale! Inserts harpooned Freswith, gets back a medal and a royal handshake! Link to comment
freswith Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Attempts to mollify machine; inserts bottle of Julia's favourite bubbly wine. Link to comment
BabyJune Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Gets back a little Blue Nun Inserts a curcifix Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Gets back a cross-dressed "Ken" doll *Inserts doll-sized knee-length blond wig from same doll* Bettypooh Link to comment
freswith Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Gets back tax return. Inserts floating duck house (Sorry US readers - reference to current UK MPs expenses scandal. One MP claimed the cost of a floating duck house on expenses. It was square, by the way)) Link to comment
Juliabam Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Gets back tax return. Inserts floating duck house (Sorry US readers - reference to current UK MPs expenses scandal. One MP claimed the cost of a floating duck house on expenses. It was square, by the way)) Vending machine returns sinking ducks... You should have helped keeping them afloat... Inserts frog and a pound of lead! Link to comment
freswith Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Gets back radiation-proof frog. Inserts McCain campaign button Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Gets back radiation-proof frog. Inserts McCain campaign button *Gets back a buttonhole* (and another Congressional report justifying the spending of huge sums of money in exotic locations for conferences about insignificant issues while the needed issues are always glosssed over for a lack of availlable time ) Inserts a "Big Brother Is Watching You" poster signed by George Orwell Bettypooh Link to comment
freswith Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Gets back a bottle of Victory Gin, as drunk by Winston Smith. Inserts empty bottle. Link to comment
Knuxie Fawks Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 *stuffs a messy diaper that he's taken off and is trying to hide into the machine* *gets back an empty bottle* *headtilts* Link to comment
freswith Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 gets a bleep of protest from the machine that the game is not being played properly. Inserts Magna Carta Link to comment
Juliabam Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 gets back the bones of an ancient king inserts fresh prince charming Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 *and gets a toad* (that oddly enough resembles Freswith I wonder how that happened? ) Inserts Toadstool (in case said Toad could use a rest ) Link to comment
BabyJune Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 Gets back a caterpillar smoking a hookah Inserts Alice in Wonderland Link to comment
Juliabam Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 gets back Alice in chains and a broken cd player inserts old tape recording with the phrase Testing Testing One Two Three - Tessst'uh - Two, Two, Two, Sssix, Ssseven, Ssseven Link to comment
freswith Posted October 15, 2009 Share Posted October 15, 2009 Machine issues screech of feedback and black smoke. Insert pair of ear defenders. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 machine returns a pair of offended ears inserts guide to ways of misunderstanding Link to comment
freswith Posted October 16, 2009 Share Posted October 16, 2009 Returns a copy of the Koran. Inserts Juliabam's favourite burkha. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 Returns a copy of the Koran. Inserts Juliabam's favourite burkha. Machine returns the shrouds of Turin inserts dead old frog! Link to comment
freswith Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 Receives handsome young prince Inserts Julia's glass slipper. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 machine returns a fairytale and a pin to attach it to the princes behind with (I knew he was a little to that side!!!) Inserts heart ripped out of an ox! Link to comment
freswith Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 Returns a very angry RSPCA inspector Inserts a small donation. Link to comment
BabyJune Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 Is rewarded two ears and a tail Inserts the tail Link to comment
Juliabam Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Machine returns a grumpy de tailed fairy insert life insurrance policy Link to comment
freswith Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Gets back a bullet and a cheque, less commission. Inserts complaint letter alleging mis-selling of the bullet. Link to comment
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