babykeiff Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Inserts fingers into machine eyes...... machine cries Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Inserts Teddy Bear from babykeiff's avatar into machine (machine stops crying but babykeiff starts) *gets note from machine that says "MY Teddy Bear. NO refunds!!!"* Bettypooh Link to comment
acemanner Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Inserts cookie. recives rasins. damn , cheap machine. OMGWTFBBQ'S machine recieves used napkin, i want to eat this machine with a side of lima beans. Link to comment
Knuxie Fawks Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 inserts lima beans gets an electric blender with a frog inside...WTF? *tosses it on the ground* Link to comment
freswith Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Inserts political party election manifestos. Gets back a heap of garden manure. Link to comment
ajc2000 Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Insert heap of Manure. Gets back Boris Johnson. (Thought you supposed to get something different back) Link to comment
Juliabam Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Insert heap of Manure. Gets back Boris Johnson. (Thought you supposed to get something different back) Inserts Boris Johnson gets back ajc2000 (Thought you supposed to get something different back) Hmm, it appears not to be so! Link to comment
acemanner Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 *inserts ajc2000* recieves bad hair-cut Link to comment
freswith Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Inserts bad hair Gets back delinquent rabbit. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Inserts bad hair Gets back delinquent rabbit. inserts rabbit, gets back easter bunny egg... Come on machine, as if I didn't know easter bunnies didn't exist and most importently didn't lay eggs.. Please repair that machine soon... Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Inserts pretty egg into machine (hears sizzling sounds) *Gets an Omlette* (BTW Juliabam, there IS an Easter Bunny- I saw her at a Playboy Club back in 1973) Bettypooh Link to comment
freswith Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 (BTW Juliabam, there IS an Easter Bunny- I saw her at a Playboy Club back in 1973) Bettypooh What the hell were you doing in a Playboy club at age 14? Inserts Minor Gets arrested. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 What the hell were you doing in a Playboy club at age 14? Inserts Minor Gets arrested. Inserts arrested, gets back the rest. Now you know where to get the rest, and since I already have it, you can't get anything more out of that stupid machine.. I have the rest.. I have the rest.. I haave the rest..hahahahahaaaa Now please listen to my wish, throw that machine away, maybe replace it with a wish pond...Hmm oh no..thats a bad idea, I imagine freshwith will soon be taking over that one, and refusing to share with the rest.. the rest.. I have the rest, it doesn't need to share with anyone.. Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Inserts a piece of broken Easter egg shell that Juluiabam missed *gets five shiny new pennies* (and tosses one into a wishing pond on the way home ) What the hell were you doing in a Playboy club at age 14? The Playboy club part was just joking around some but I do seem to recall seeing a pic of a Playboy Bunny named "Easter" somewhere once Bettypooh Link to comment
freswith Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Inserts arrested, gets back the rest. Now you know where to get the rest, and since I already have it, you can't get anything more out of that stupid machine.. I have the rest.. I have the rest.. I haave the rest..hahahahahaaaa Now please listen to my wish, throw that machine away, maybe replace it with a wish pond...Hmm oh no..thats a bad idea, I imagine freshwith will soon be taking over that one, and refusing to share with the rest.. the rest.. I have the rest, it doesn't need to share with anyone.. Inserts pair of large furry dice. Gets back Julia's tranquilisers. Goes looking for Julia, but finds her in the wishing pond "doing an Ophelia". Link to comment
babykeiff Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Inserts Julia's tranquilisers.... gets back a frog...... This machine is definitely broke, and beyond any hope of repair. Even a scrap metal dealer would want this piece of junk..... Link to comment
acemanner Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 *inserts scrap metal dealer* *recieves 5$ and a cookie* *spends 5$ to get us a new vending machine* Link to comment
babykeiff Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Inserts new vending machine... gets back old one Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Inserts an old quarter into the new old machine *Gets an old "vintage" case of plastic-backed Attends* (and wonders how high the bids will go for them on Ebay!) Bettypooh Link to comment
Juliabam Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Inserts an old quarter into the new old machine *Gets an old "vintage" case of plastic-backed Attends* (and wonders how high the bids will go for them on Ebay!) Bettypooh Inserts vintage attends, and gets back a new case of up to date high tech plastic backed Tena Link to comment
Dougie Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 I'm pretty sure this game is broken like the vending machine. The way it should work is the first person decides what to insert, then the next person decides what the first person gets. The second person inserts something into the machine and the third person decides what the second person gets, and so on. So in continuing: Juliabam gets a new Bambino Bianco Dougie inserts a rusty nail Link to comment
freswith Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Dougie gets tetanus Freswith inserts a dose of antibiotic Link to comment
Dougie Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Freswith gets a ten-pack of bandaids Dougie inserts a tube of poly-antibiotic gel Link to comment
Bettypooh Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Dougie gets a tube of A&D Diaper Ointment *Bettypooh inserts a torn red T-shirt* (BTW Dougie, you can see in a number of posts that this machine wasn't working correctly, even after we replaced it. How about you NOT give us a defective machine next time- and perform better maintainance on the one you do give us. It's taken you AGES to get back here and fix this darn thing!) Bettypooh Link to comment
Juliabam Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Dougie gets a tube of A&D Diaper Ointment *Bettypooh inserts a torn red T-shirt* (BTW Dougie, you can see in a number of posts that this machine wasn't working correctly, even after we replaced it. How about you NOT give us a defective machine next time- and perform better maintainance on the one you do give us. It's taken you AGES to get back here and fix this darn thing!) Bettypooh And it's still broken, my doggie needs no ointment... Picks out torn red t-shirt and inserts it into a waste bin, hopes that will make vending machine work correctly for once.. Link to comment
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