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Granted, we are following the directions, but the paper they are written on and blew out the window. Everybody followed them.

I wish that my computer knew what I want to say and types it out for me.

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Wish granted. Oh, look, you're having an important IM chat with the CEO of the company you work for, he's such a jerk isn't he. You just want to tell him what a godawful jerkfaced <censored sentence> he is. Oh, look, your computer knew what you wanted to say and it typed it out for you!

Oops.

Better luck in the unemployment line.

I wish people would stop complaining all the time and DO SOMETHING about whatever is bothering them (within legal and nonviolent means.)

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Wish granted. Oh, look, you're having an important IM chat with the CEO of the company you work for, he's such a jerk isn't he. You just want to tell him what a godawful jerkfaced <censored sentence> he is. Oh, look, your computer knew what you wanted to say and it typed it out for you!

Oops.

Better luck in the unemployment line.

I wish people would stop complaining all the time and DO SOMETHING about whatever is bothering them (within legal and nonviolent means.)

Granted, pee ple will start doing something about things that bother them, instead of just complaining. Short time after you felt the consequences and had your head chopped of by a giant tiger who didnt like the way it looked..hmm..had it just been able to only complain instead of actually having to act...

I wish for a tv to my car

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Granted, pee ple will start doing something about things that bother them, instead of just complaining. Short time after you felt the consequences and had your head chopped of by a giant tiger who didnt like the way it looked..hmm..had it just been able to only complain instead of actually having to act...

I wish for a tv to my car

Granted! No more windshield. It's a giant size television screen. I'm not sure how you were planning to drive your car anywhere now since you can't see where you are going. What could be worse? It only has one channel, and it happens to be the channel you REALLY HATE to watch.

I wish I knew how to read Chinese.

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^Granted, everyone knows your secret and doesn't care. However you get so paranoid that they do care that you go mad.

<I wish for angelina jolie standing on a ball.

Ok you get Angelina Jolie, but since you're just standing there on a ball, she gets so bored with you that she leaves you and takes all of your fortune and your loved pet with her.

I wish for something diferent!

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Granted! You get something different, a porcupine which you didn't notice was taking a nap on top of your chair just before you sat down on it. (OUCHIES!)

I wish I could get places via transporter room technology like Star Trek.

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Granted, however, you are the victim of a sad, unfortunate accident. The good news is, you can now see behind you without turning around. Oh well.

I wish for a turkey sandwich with mustard.

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Granted, you get a beautiful vintage Camaro, with awesome racing stripes. But it has no engine. Or wheels. Good luck rebuilding it!

I wish I knew the meaning of life.

You now know the meaning of life, unfortunately it took you a life time to learn it, and you didn't have time to tell it on before you died of aging a second after you found out.

I wish for a lot of things...

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And as you finish this wish, you are the victim of a drive by, shot three-hundred eighty-seven times. That's a lot of bullets. Oh well, be careful what you wish for.

I wish my neighbor would not sing at the top of his lungs outside.

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^This has happened before.

New game then. I think we should put a proviso seeing as the game has ended twice. Nobody can wish that subsequent persons cannot corrupt their wish.

<I wish that my advice is heeded.

Your wish is now granted. However it is corputed in some evil way, so you will not have any joy or other good stuff out of it.

I wish the moon would be closer to earth, so I wouldn't have to pay so much for a ticket home

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Granted the moon is closer to earth, but the flood waters come because of it, so you have to pay extra for a scuba suit to get home.

I wish I had a bottle of Ginger beer.

And you now have a ginger beer. Unfortunately Fred Astair finds out that you have made his Ginger into beer, so he shoots you out of a cannon against a tree without any safegear on, you get to be the first person who pierces a tree, but you never get to know it yourself. Fred leaves dancing with his Ginger in a bottle.

I wish for a piece of chewing gum

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Granted. You now have a dress made of clear translucent fabric, so everybody can see what you are wearing underneath, if anything.

I wish for a loving caring mommy to change my diapers.

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Granted... But being so loving and caring she has you commeted to get the help she thinks you need you spend the next 20 years of you life there and when you get out she 94 years old and to old to change you any more.

I wish for a cup of coffee.

Here goes your coffee, but during the making of the coffee, a hypnotist hypnotized you to think it was hot lava instead of hot java, so from now on, you run away screaming evry time you see a coffeemaker or a cup of coffee... Today is the day from which you will only have tea parties with your dolls..

I wish for dog walking robot that can take over in the rain so I can stay inside the house...

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Granted, you have a dog that walks your friend robot (you missed the a :P)

I wish for a bass guitar.

<<--<-Hands abrera a bass guitar and says here you go. But this is an electric bass guitar and your mommy only lets you play it in your tree house where there is no electricity

I wish for something

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Granted. Where would you like me to put your 20 ton chocolate bar?

I wish I didn't need to wear glasses to see and read properly.

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Granted. Where would you like me to put your 20 ton chocolate bar?

I wish I didn't need to wear glasses to see and read properly.

Granted you don't need to wear glasses anymore, but from now on you are forced by law to wear blindfold because your new x-ray vision is judged as an offence towards pee ples right to privacy.

I wish someone would stuff that load of a weeks used nappies down abreras throat

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Granted: you shrink the 20 ton chocolate bar. Unfortunately, you shrink it so small that you can't see it, and even if you could find it, eating it would cause you to explode due to the fact that, although the chocolate bar is much smaller now, its density has not changed. Also, now that it is so small, you can't exactly break it into smaller pieces.

I wish to win the Nobel Peace Prize.

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Granted...you win the Nobel Peace Prize but as your going up to get your prize you trip over your feet falling on the little flags on the desk stabing your sekf in the heart killing you.

i wish there was some thing good to wach on tv.

Granted, a super cool porn movie is playing on the tv so you can wack it.. unfortunately your supplies of viagra ran out last friday and you forgot to buy new, so you will sit with a wet noodle not knowing what to do.

I wish I wasn't so tired...

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