3bsg3 Posted June 14, 2020 Share Posted June 14, 2020 On 6/12/2020 at 3:06 AM, ~Brian~ said: I wish we could Cure the ILLS of this world Granted, but big pharma charge a shitload of money for it so no one can afford the cures except for the mega rich I wish the Goblin King would come and take my brother away, right now. Link to comment
~Brian~ Posted June 14, 2020 Share Posted June 14, 2020 42 minutes ago, 3bsg3 said: Granted, but big pharma charge a shitload of money for it so no one can afford the cures except for the mega rich I wish the Goblin King would come and take my brother away, right now. Granted, but after he takes your brother away, he teaches him manners, but he still is annoying, and then, sends him BACK to you, and because he now has manners, he drives you crazy still! (BUT: You can tell your brother to SHUT UP, and he does whatever you say) I wish we could end the senseless violence and rioting all over the world Brian Link to comment
Davidv1996 Posted June 14, 2020 Share Posted June 14, 2020 Granted all humans are extinct I wish I had millions of dollars Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 Granted but it's in pinnies and you can only spend what you can carry in your pockets I wish I had a time machine Link to comment
Sarah Penguin Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 7 hours ago, Warmwetandcozy said: Granted but it's in pinnies and you can only spend what you can carry in your pockets I wish I had a time machine Done you invent your time machine. I immediately steal it to go grocery shopping in the 80's. I wish to be no smarter than the average bear. Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted June 15, 2020 Share Posted June 15, 2020 6 hours ago, Sarah Penguin said: Done you invent your time machine. I immediately steal it to go grocery shopping in the 80's. I wish to be no smarter than the average bear. Ok you're the dumbest bear alive I wish I was drunk Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted June 16, 2020 Share Posted June 16, 2020 Granted, you have drunk a whole gallon of grape juice. I wish humanity would see a mental health professional at their next available appointment. Link to comment
~Brian~ Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 Granted, but Humanity will not change with this appointment, because they won't listen to reason I wish that we could return to some semblance of normal Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 On 6/17/2020 at 11:52 AM, ~Brian~ said: Granted, but Humanity will not change with this appointment, because they won't listen to reason I wish that we could return to some semblance of normal Granted, but now people want to forget that Covid-19 ever happened. I wish I was famous. Link to comment
3bsg3 Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 On 6/18/2020 at 5:12 PM, Firefly 35 said: Granted, but now people want to forget that Covid-19 ever happened. I wish I was famous. Granted, you are a (in)famous serial killer. I wish a had a cup of tea. Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 Granted, one cup of soiled diaper tea is on its way. I wish for one un-corruptable wish. Link to comment
Sarah Penguin Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 4 hours ago, Firefly 35 said: Granted, one cup of soiled diaper tea is on its way. I wish for one un-corruptable wish. Your wish is granted Firefly 35, !ERROR! !MULTIVERSE! !CORRUPTED! ERROR! MULTIVERSE! DELETED! I wish we still had a universe to play in. Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 Granted, but you are teleported to a planet 700,000,000,000,000,000,000 light years from Earth. I wish I had a fleet of galaxy class starships and a Tardis. Link to comment
BabyJune Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 GRANTED: You are given a Fleet enema by a retard because your fairy godmother is hard-of-hearing. I wish the calendar would go June, July, June, July...so we wouldn't ever have another winter. Link to comment
3bsg3 Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 On 7/1/2020 at 1:58 PM, BabyJune said: GRANTED: You are given a Fleet enema by a retard because your fairy godmother is hard-of-hearing. I wish the calendar would go June, July, June, July...so we wouldn't ever have another winter. Granted! Christmas, Halloween and Easter are cancelled and anyone with birthdays in the other ten months never grow up. I wish for a giant Galaxy bar. Link to comment
TheJ Posted July 3, 2020 Share Posted July 3, 2020 Granted! The bar is too giant to fit indoors and the hot summer sun is melting it. I wish to never have to stress again. Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 Granted. However, all of your other emotions were accidentally deleted as well. I wish life would make more sense. Link to comment
Sarah Penguin Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 3 hours ago, Firefly 35 said: Granted. However, all of your other emotions were accidentally deleted as well. I wish life would make more sense. Done. Your brain is entirely erased and replaced by the rules of how to play the Game of Life and only that. I wish humans weren't so stupid. Link to comment
3bsg3 Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 On 7/6/2020 at 6:34 AM, Sarah Penguin said: Done. Your brain is entirely erased and replaced by the rules of how to play the Game of Life and only that. I wish humans weren't so stupid. Granted, humans are now wiped out so they can never be stupid again. I wish my nappy rash would go Link to comment
~Brian~ Posted July 8, 2020 Share Posted July 8, 2020 19 hours ago, 3bsg3 said: Granted, humans are now wiped out so they can never be stupid again. I wish my nappy rash would go @3bsg3 Granted: But as with All Nappy Rash, You need to keep it well protected and keep a "Barrier" there so it will heal: To do this, you may have to go "Commando" for a few hours a day. I wish my feet and legs wouldn't hurt Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted July 9, 2020 Share Posted July 9, 2020 23 hours ago, ~Brian~ said: @3bsg3 Granted: But as with All Nappy Rash, You need to keep it well protected and keep a "Barrier" there so it will heal: To do this, you may have to go "Commando" for a few hours a day. I wish my feet and legs wouldn't hurt Granted, your knee hurts instead. I wish for one day without any over dramatic media Link to comment
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