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On 6/12/2020 at 3:06 AM, ~Brian~ said:

I wish we could Cure the ILLS of this world

Granted, but big pharma charge a shitload of money for it so no one can afford the cures except for the mega rich

I wish the Goblin King would come and take my brother away, right now.

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42 minutes ago, 3bsg3 said:

Granted, but big pharma charge a shitload of money for it so no one can afford the cures except for the mega rich

I wish the Goblin King would come and take my brother away, right now.

Granted, but after he takes your brother away, he teaches him manners, but he still is annoying, and then, sends him BACK to you, and because he now has manners, he drives you crazy still! (BUT: You can tell your brother to SHUT UP, and he does whatever you say)

I wish we could end the senseless violence and rioting all over the world

Brian

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7 hours ago, Warmwetandcozy said:

Granted but it's in pinnies and you can only spend what you can carry in your pockets 

I wish I had a time machine 

Done you invent your time machine.  I immediately steal it to go grocery shopping in the 80's.

 

I wish to be no smarter than the average bear.

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6 hours ago, Sarah Penguin said:

Done you invent your time machine.  I immediately steal it to go grocery shopping in the 80's.

 

I wish to be no smarter than the average bear.

Ok you're the dumbest bear alive 

I wish I was drunk 

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Granted, but Humanity will not change with this appointment, because they won't listen to reason

I wish that we could return to some semblance of normal

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On 6/17/2020 at 11:52 AM, ~Brian~ said:

Granted, but Humanity will not change with this appointment, because they won't listen to reason

I wish that we could return to some semblance of normal

Granted, but now people want to forget that Covid-19 ever happened.

I wish I was famous.

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On 6/18/2020 at 5:12 PM, Firefly 35 said:

Granted, but now people want to forget that Covid-19 ever happened.

I wish I was famous.

Granted, you are a (in)famous serial killer.

I wish a had a cup of tea.

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4 hours ago, Firefly 35 said:

Granted, one cup of soiled diaper tea is on its way.

I wish for one un-corruptable wish.

Your wish is granted Firefly 35, !ERROR! !MULTIVERSE! !CORRUPTED! ERROR! MULTIVERSE! DELETED!

I wish we still had a universe to play in.

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GRANTED: You are given a Fleet enema by a retard because your fairy godmother is hard-of-hearing.

I wish the calendar would go June, July, June, July...so we wouldn't ever have another winter.

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On 7/1/2020 at 1:58 PM, BabyJune said:

GRANTED: You are given a Fleet enema by a retard because your fairy godmother is hard-of-hearing.

I wish the calendar would go June, July, June, July...so we wouldn't ever have another winter.

Granted! Christmas, Halloween and Easter are cancelled and anyone with birthdays in the other ten months never grow up.

I wish for a giant Galaxy bar.

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3 hours ago, Firefly 35 said:

Granted.  However, all of your other emotions were accidentally deleted as well.

I wish life would make more sense.

Done.  Your brain is entirely erased and replaced by the rules of how to play the Game of Life and only that.

I wish humans weren't so stupid.

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On 7/6/2020 at 6:34 AM, Sarah Penguin said:

Done.  Your brain is entirely erased and replaced by the rules of how to play the Game of Life and only that.

I wish humans weren't so stupid.

Granted, humans are now wiped out so they can never be stupid again.

I wish my nappy rash would go :(

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19 hours ago, 3bsg3 said:

Granted, humans are now wiped out so they can never be stupid again.

I wish my nappy rash would go :(

@3bsg3

Granted: But as with All Nappy Rash, You need to keep it well protected and keep a "Barrier" there so it will heal: To do this, you may have to go "Commando" for a few hours a day.

I wish my feet and legs wouldn't hurt

 

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23 hours ago, ~Brian~ said:

@3bsg3

Granted: But as with All Nappy Rash, You need to keep it well protected and keep a "Barrier" there so it will heal: To do this, you may have to go "Commando" for a few hours a day.

I wish my feet and legs wouldn't hurt

 

Granted, your knee hurts instead.

I wish for one day without any over dramatic media

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