Corrupt-a-wish

[Sarah Penguin]

17 minutes ago, Firefly 35 said:

Granted, everyone is intersex and gay.

I wish for a cat.

You're a cat now.

 

I wish for it to rain cats and dogs wearing parachutes!

[Firefly 35]

Granted.  It's raining wild cats and dogs that are trying to eat you.

I wish for $1000 of free stuff on my next shopping trip.

[littleTomás]

24 minutes ago, Firefly 35 said:

I wish for $1000 of free stuff on my next shopping trip.

Granted, you're required to take the free stuff home with you and you're given however many silly bands $1000 can buy.

I wish for an invisibility cloak.

[PupLuther]

16 hours ago, littleTomás said:

Granted, you're required to take the free stuff home with you and you're given however many silly bands $1000 can buy.

I wish for an invisibility cloak.

Granted, you now have a cloak that is perfectly transparent; however, this doesn't do anything to make YOU transparent.

I wish there was a pill or something I could take that would make me how ever much intoxicated I want to be without a risk of alcohol poisoning.

[Joep]

Granted, you now have a cloak that is perfectly transparent; however, this doesn't do anything to make YOU transparent.
I wish there was a pill or something I could take that would make me how ever much intoxicated I want to be without a risk of alcohol poisoning.

Granted, you become drunk for 30 hours every time you take a pill.
I wish my poop didn’t stink


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[Firefly 35]

Granted, everything else but the poop stinks.

I wish stores would alert current shoppers to take cover when black Friday is about to start.

[Joep]

Granted, everything else but the poop stinks.
I wish stores would alert current shoppers to take cover when black Friday is about to start.

Granted but the stores are only gas stations
I wish Northshore would have the MegaMax fixed sooner


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[Firefly 35]

Granted, and they have dumped a semi truck full of them into your living room.

I wish for one day without major bullshit.

 

[BabyJune]

GRANTED: You are now living in a little town in CANADA.

I wish global warming would hurry up and turn my neighborhood into Florida.

[PupLuther]

Granted, now everywhere is like Florida or worse.

I wish I could come out to my parents as an ABDL without repercussions.

[Sarah Penguin]

5 hours ago, PupLuther said:

Granted, now everywhere is like Florida or worse.

I wish I could come out to my parents as an ABDL without repercussions.

Poof! You came out to your parents but endless xenomorphs invaded and slaughtered everyone on the planet immediatetly after you got your we you not matter what  hug. No more you or your parents.

 

I wish I were a magical girl.

[Joep]

Poof! You came out to your parents but endless xenomorphs invaded and slaughtered everyone on the planet immediatetly after you got your we you not matter what  hug. No more you or your parents.
 
I wish I were a magical girl.

Granted! You’re now an underemployed magician in your hometown, your assistant is one of the forum members.

I wish for better grades at college


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[Firefly 35]

Granted, you now have perfect grades but have to spend 58 hours per week studying.

I wish for 8 hours of sleep per night.

[BBoy]

Granted, but you are such a deep sleeper you start sleep walking.

I wish for a humane Chinese government 

[kasarberang]

3 hours ago, BBoy said:

Granted, but you are such a deep sleeper you start sleep walking.

I wish for a humane Chinese government 

Granted, but now the U.S government is how china used to be.
I wish I had a Nintendo Switch.

[TheJ]

Granted! You now have a Nintendo Switch and $350 of debt. Express deliveries are expensive. 

I wish winters were snowy but warm. 

[Davidv1996]

Granted but it only use one time

i wish I don’t have to go to work no more 

[Mars.inDiapers]

Granted, you're fired.

 I wish diapers never leaked.

[Joep]

Granted, you're fired.
 I wish diapers never leaked.

Granted, but they aren’t your size
I wish I knew who wears diapers in public and who doesn’t


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[Pete671]

Granted, all wearers have to wear a badge advertising it, but the newspapers publish the story about you and how you made this happen,,,

I wish I could get Always Discreet Night Plus grade in my size at my local supermarket at the same price as internet, 

[Sarah Penguin]

2 hours ago, Pete671 said:

Granted, all wearers have to wear a badge advertising it, but the newspapers publish the story about you and how you made this happen,,,

I wish I could get Always Discreet Night Plus grade in my size at my local supermarket at the same price as internet, 

Granted but Joep always buys out the stock before you every darn week.

I  wish I had all of the powers of Supergirl.

[BabyJune]

GRANTED: But now you can't find a good enough sanitary napkin or tampon that works for you. I wish I singlehandedly had the power of impeachment.

[Joep]

GRANTED: But now you can't find a good enough sanitary napkin or tampon that works for you. I wish I singlehandedly had the power of impeachment.

Granted, Trump is still in office
I wish my wish wasn’t corrupted


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[Davidv1996]

Granted you have no wish 

I wish I had someone to change my diapers 

[Shotgun Diplomat]

Granted, however there is no passion or love in the act. It was a purely clinical change.

 

I wish that my MRI results were less ominous... fuck.