kasarberang Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 On 8/9/2019 at 3:53 AM, Firefly 35 said: Granted, both pineapple and pizza have ceased to exist. I wish I had a life that was awsome. Granted your life will now be awesome according to Kim Jong Un's definition of awesome. I wish every attractive women between the ages of 18 and 35 I met who I wasn't related to had huge tits and wanted to breastfeed me and force me to be their baby. Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted October 17, 2019 Share Posted October 17, 2019 granted you've been brest fed so much you weigh 1000lb your lactose intolerant and no woman can lift you up to change your messy diaper I wish I could turn my brain on and off 1 Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 Granted. The on switch is in your brain which is currently off. I wish people would not drive actual cars the same way they drive go-karts. Link to comment
Bumble_Bee_J Posted October 18, 2019 Share Posted October 18, 2019 Granted. People drive go-karts but are stuck on a small go kart track only around the block. I wish I owned a dragon. Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 Granted but its a firebreathing dragon and your house is full of tnt I wish I was king of the world Link to comment
Sarah Penguin Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 22 minutes ago, Warmwetandcozy said: Granted but its a firebreathing dragon and your house is full of tnt I wish I was king of the world You're king of the world but as soon as you are crowned King Gadorah eats your planet whole. I wish I were spookier. Link to comment
Bumble_Bee_J Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 Granted but you are now terrified of yourself I wish i was taller. Link to comment
Sarah Penguin Posted October 19, 2019 Share Posted October 19, 2019 17 minutes ago, Baby_Girl_J said: Granted but you are now terrified of yourself I wish i was taller. Granted by putting you on the rack for the rest of your days! I wish for Squirrel Girl to hang out with me. Link to comment
kasarberang Posted October 24, 2019 Share Posted October 24, 2019 On 10/19/2019 at 5:01 PM, Sarah Penguin said: Granted by putting you on the rack for the rest of your days! I wish for Squirrel Girl to hang out with me. Granted Squirrel Girl hangs out with you, but only so you can accompany her on highly-illegal high-risk nut heists. I wish more places were more accessible to the vision and hearing impaired. Link to comment
BabyJune Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 On 10/24/2019 at 12:51 AM, kasarberang said: Granted Squirrel Girl hangs out with you, but only so you can accompany her on highly-illegal high-risk nut heists. I wish more places were more accessible to the vision and hearing impaired. GRANTED. The Department of Motor Vehicles is now giving written driver exams in Braille. I wish the DMV gave psychological and aptitude tests as well. It would get about 85% of the drivers off the road. Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 Granted your but its illegal to pass a pedestrian so your stuck I wish people had a mute button Link to comment
Bumble_Bee_J Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 Granted but now you have are also mute and can't be turned back on I wish i was rich Link to comment
BabyJune Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 Your name change has been approved. You are now known as Rich...but you still don't have enough money. I wish we could go back to July. Link to comment
Bumble_Bee_J Posted October 26, 2019 Share Posted October 26, 2019 Granted but its July 2nd 1863 and you are in the middle of the battlefield in Gettsyburg I wish i owned Disney land. Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 Granted, you now own Disney land and a $10 billion loan. I wish I had a army of stuffies. Link to comment
Sarah Penguin Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 2 hours ago, Firefly 35 said: Granted, you now own Disney land and a $10 billion loan. I wish I had a army of stuffies. Granted you have an army of stuffies but they report you for crimes against the military code and are after your court martial confined in the least stuffie friendly stockade in the world forever. I wish for the food based superpower to make anything using telekinesis. Link to comment
Bumble_Bee_J Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 Granted but now you make everyone turn into food. I wish I had 1000 puppies. Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 Granted, you have 1000 puppies that are not house trained. I wish I had a gallon of ice cream. Link to comment
Bumble_Bee_J Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 Granted but now your head is stuck in a gallon of ice cream, you are freezing and suffocating to death. I wish I could fly. Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted November 3, 2019 Share Posted November 3, 2019 Granted. You now have a ticket to go hang gliding off of the Grand Canyon. I wish the world had a reset button. Link to comment
Shotgun Diplomat Posted November 16, 2019 Share Posted November 16, 2019 Granted. It is once again the Cambrian Explosion. I wish that the ocean was never stormy. Link to comment
Bumble_Bee_J Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 Granted, the ocean is never stormy again but to balance it out, you have a storm cloud follow you everywhere. I wish it was Christmas every day! Link to comment
kasarberang Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 13 hours ago, Bumble_Bee_J said: Granted, the ocean is never stormy again but to balance it out, you have a storm cloud follow you everywhere. I wish it was Christmas every day! Granted, but because Christmas is everyday it's lost all joy and meaning. Also a ton of people lose their homes trying to keep up with the gift-giving. I wish good looking well made 2D animated shows and movies became common place again. Link to comment
PupLuther Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 Granted, but now these kinds of shows and movies are the only forms of digital media available. I wish all of the human-race had only one gender/sex so we wouldn't have to worry about LGBT+ rights or sexism. Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 Granted, everyone is intersex and gay. I wish for a cat. Link to comment
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