Corrupt-a-wish

[Warmwetandcozy]

Granted but you can only drive once a year

I wish I was smarter 

[Shotgun Diplomat]

Granted, you are now smarter, that includes your mouth, which gets you in plenty of troubles.

I wish that Antiques Roadshow would come to my hometown.

[Warmwetandcozy]

Granted but so do all those irritating tourist 

I wish I had more chocolate milk 

[Shotgun Diplomat]

Granted, you now have more than you can consume; so it spoils and causes your house to be declared as the next superfund site.

I wish that there would be no Forest Fires this year. 

[Warmwetandcozy]

Granted all the forest are flooded 

I wish I wasn't so sleepy

[CuddlesAndLove]

Granted, you immediately fall asleep and thus aren't so sleepy.....but you can't wake up.

I wish I had PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER!

[Warmwetandcozy]

Granted but it doesn't work reliably 

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow

[Firefly 35]

Granted.  You are now on suspension for the next 38 1/2 years.

I wish every idiot driver suddenly had their car break down.

[elfowl]

Granted.  Your car breaks down.

I wish the moon was made of icecream.

[Warmwetandcozy]

Granted your lactose intolerant

I wish I had more chocolate milk

[Firefly 35]

Granted.  Your cow and chocolate bars will be delivered next week

I wish my brain would work properly for once.

[Warmwetandcozy]

6 minutes ago, Firefly 35 said:

Granted.  Your cow and chocolate bars will be delivered next week

Where's your wish

[Firefly 35]

8 minutes ago, Warmwetandcozy said:

Where's your wish

Edited in.

[Warmwetandcozy]

Granted but everyone else's brain doesn't 

I wish I could decide where to eat to tonight

[Firefly 35]

Granted.  Your choices are the trash can, dumpster, or sewer.

I wish budgeting was easy.

[Wolf]

Granted, but every time you budget, you need to eat Brussels sprouts to help you with this.

I wish I could finally figure out how to and obtain my CDL / Class A that I want to get.

[Firefly 35]

Granted, but you can only drive the longest most difficult truck routes.  

I wish I had a room full of candy.

[Warmwetandcozy]

Granted but its all sugar free 

I wish I could sleep

[kasarberang]

On 7/23/2019 at 7:57 AM, Warmwetandcozy said:

Granted but its all sugar free 

I wish I could sleep

Granted you can now sleep, but you'll have exclusively nightmares all night and wet the bed because of it.

I wish every technology was Open Source.

[Sarah Penguin]

On 7/29/2019 at 2:55 AM, kasarberang said:

Granted you can now sleep, but you'll have exclusively nightmares all night and wet the bed because of it.

I wish every technology was Open Source.

Every technology is open source mandated by global laws and archived in massive data bunkers, but then aliens pass through Sol and wipe the bunkers with a virus that replaces them with alien rick rolls and xenodiaper ads.

 

I wish I had robot nanny who would treat me like I was a 10 month old infant.

[Firefly 35]

Granted but the robot nanny only has a battery life of 2 hours and takes 3 1/2 days to charge.  

I wish I was not stupid.

[Jayme]

Granted. You find the secret to Multi-Dimensional travel and become stuck in a Paradoxical never ending Nightmare trying to get back home.

I wish I for every being capable of thought to have a 5 minute thought of peace were no death other than natural death occurs at the same time.

[Firefly 35]

Granted but it only works every 9 years.

I wish I had more wishes!

[Sarah Penguin]

18 minutes ago, Firefly 35 said:

Granted but it only works every 9 years.

I wish I had more wishes!

Granted you have every corrupted wish grated in this thread granted to you!

 

I wish pineapple pizza were not a thing it's awful!

[Firefly 35]

Granted, both pineapple and pizza have ceased to exist.

I wish I had a life that was awsome.