Warmwetandcozy Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 Granted there are only robots in your life I wish I didn't have to go to a dentist today Link to comment
Ickle ambie lou Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 granted but now you have to wear dentures 24/7 i wish i was born female Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 I already have dentures I was going to get them fixed 14 minutes ago, Ickle ambie lou said: granted but now you have to wear dentures 24/7 i wish i was born female Granted but you were born ugly I wish it wasn't so easy for people to read my mind Link to comment
Rift The husky Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 Granted but got invaded by aliens I wish I had a mommy to take care of me. Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted October 3, 2018 Share Posted October 3, 2018 Granted but everyone know about her and you've got a reality tv show I wish wasn't out of rasinetes Link to comment
Whiskerly Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 Granted, but you no longer like rasinetes I wish I had a longsword Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 Granted but it is illegal to carry your sword I wish my back would quit hurting Link to comment
Mars.inDiapers Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 Granted, you have no feeling in your back at all. I wish I had my own V-22 Osprey and a lifetime supply of spare parts and fuel. Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted October 5, 2018 Share Posted October 5, 2018 Granted but it will crash I wish I was rich Link to comment
sonofninasayers Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 Wish Granted, But you soon find people keep on bugging you and asking you for Money I wish I knew how to continue a story from where I last left off Link to comment
Mars.inDiapers Posted October 6, 2018 Share Posted October 6, 2018 Wish granted, but you're illiterate and mute so you can't write it down or record it. I wish I fluently spoke all the languages there are. Link to comment
Rift The husky Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Granted now you are the worlds first human universal translated to every language in the world and in the universe I wish I had a Kawasaki ninja Zx6r motorcycle Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Granted but it doesn't run I wish I had a jagdtiger tank Link to comment
Mars.inDiapers Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 You've got it, but the gun will jam, the engine will overheat and seize, tracks will break and a shell from an SU-152 will destroy the radio. I wish I had a pet lynx. Link to comment
Rift The husky Posted October 8, 2018 Share Posted October 8, 2018 Granted but the lynx had two babies and took over the house I wish for some Tim-Tams Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 Granted but your now allergic to chocolate I wish for milk Link to comment
BabyJune Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 Granted. Your cow will be delivered in the morning. I wish for more storage space for my L.G. outfits. Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 Granted your closet is now in outer space I wish I could get some sleep Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted December 9, 2018 Share Posted December 9, 2018 Granted. You are now in a coma for the next 5 years. I wish life would make sense. Link to comment
Rift The husky Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 Granted my life sensors can make sense of anything after running scans this device sends the information directly to your computer. Hurry only for a limited time for $15,000.00 I wish for one of these Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 Granted, but batteries not included (AAA × 1250) I wish for a lamp powered by fireflies. Link to comment
Rift The husky Posted December 11, 2018 Share Posted December 11, 2018 Granted but its a dollar a fly I wish for two large pineapple and pepperoni ?'s Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Granted but the bread is moldy and the meat is bad and you darn well that you can't eat that I wish I ruled the world Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Granted. You have now spent 26 1/2 years measuring the world with a ruler. I wish for fries and a soda. Link to comment
Warmwetandcozy Posted December 15, 2018 Share Posted December 15, 2018 Granted but the fries are fat free and the the soda is diet Dr pepper yuck I wish I don't have to work tomorrow Link to comment
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