singner Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 The game is simple, you must grant AND corrupt the wish of the person above you, then make a wish of your own. EXAMPLE poster 1: I wish George Bush was never elected president. poster 2: ^Granted! George Bush was never made president at all, in fact, he was actually made KING OF THE EARTH! BWAHAHAHA! I wish grapes weren't so sour. END EXAMPLE Simple, right? Alrighty, then, on to my wish. I wish that the phone wouldn't ring so darned much around here. Link to comment
guitar_a_goo_goo_ga Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 *cuts off dick* there you go i wish there was some more intellectual discussion and less games here. Link to comment
Necare Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Your wish is granted; the forthcoming saturday all games will end, and this whole board will be transformed into a philosophical forum! I wish that humanity were less sheepish/ignorant in their ways! Link to comment
Sophie ♥ Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Hell, i cant corrupt that... I'll wait for another person to come along to join in. -Sophie Link to comment
guitar_a_goo_goo_ga Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 as per necare's wish, this will be the last wish i grant for playing these games is sheepish. i wish nature would hurry up with entropy. Link to comment
Guest refridginator Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Granted, but then the universe implodes. I wish that any poster proceeding this post couldn't corrupt this wish. (hahaha gamebreaker?) Link to comment
diaperpt Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 granted...game over...now let's start a new game. I wish my wife would accept me wearing and using diapers... Link to comment
singner Posted September 26, 2008 Author Share Posted September 26, 2008 granted...game over...now let's start a new game. I wish my wife would accept me wearing and using diapers... Granted, she accepts it fully as you are now 92 years old and such things are normal for someone of your age. I wish for five dollars. Link to comment
singner Posted September 26, 2008 Author Share Posted September 26, 2008 Granted. You have just grown seven extra nipples. I wish cigarettes had never been invented. Link to comment
PArms Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Granted! Everything you own is pink. Your house, your car, your dog . . . I wish that I owned a house with a secret room. Edit Singner, you beat me. I withdraw. Link to comment
PArms Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Granted. No more cigarettes. Cigars are now required payment for diapers. Now I wish I owned a house with a secret room. Link to comment
guitar_a_goo_goo_ga Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 you now own saddam hussains "spider hole" i wish for nothing. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 you now own saddam hussains "spider hole" i wish for nothing. Granted, you now have nothing.. that goes especially for brains ... I wish I had a pet bat.. Link to comment
DiaperBoyKR Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 Granted, but your pet bat is actually a vampiric demon bat. You have been converted the dark side. I wish that politicians would grow up. Link to comment
DIAPERPHANTOM Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 I wish that politicians would grow up. Granted! Now Bill Clinton is bigger than his ego and still growing! I wish I found this site in my 20s. Link to comment
guitar_a_goo_goo_ga Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 Granted, you now have nothing.. that goes especially for brains ... PlIfKllO9JuRfG!? i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i <v^><v^v^<><> ";verquietpra" 9873hi peet vlour POOP! (>*O*)> looyooyooyoyoyoyoyyyyyH jessica ALBA @ & $ % ( ))XXXXXXXXXD~~~~~ Link to comment
PArms Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 Granted. You star alongside Kevin Bacon in Footloose. Unfortunately, you die alongside him in Hollow Man. I wish that tomorrow will be Christmas! Link to comment
singner Posted September 28, 2008 Author Share Posted September 28, 2008 Granted. Unfortunately, in the tesseract jump forward in time, the earth was destroyed. Merry Christmas. I wish music was GOOD again, like it was in the golden age. Link to comment
underwhere Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 Granted. Unfortunately, every Golden Age in history has led to a deep economic and social depression subsequent to it. In this depression, a madman decides the only way to get out of it is through mass destruction by a nuclear bomb, destroying the whole world. I wish that I had a million dollars in my bank account. Link to comment
crys_138 Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 Granted, but the Feds are now investigating you for fraud. I wish I could stand to get a little more drunk. Link to comment
DiaperBoyKR Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 Granted, but you end up in the hospital for alcohol poisioning from the gallon of tequila you drank. I wish I had cool psionic powers. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 Granted, but you end up in the hospital for alcohol poisioning from the gallon of tequila you drank. I wish I had cool psionic powers. Granted, you get all powers you ever wish for, unfortunately you'll never be able to learn how to use them because of a birthdefect in your central nervous center. I wish my pet bat was not a vampyre... Link to comment
underwhere Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 Granted, you get all powers you ever wish for, unfortunately you'll never be able to learn how to use them because of a birthdefect in your central nervous center. I wish my pet bat was not a vampyre... Granted, but LOOK OUT! THERE IS A BASEBALL BAT COMING AFTER YOU INSTEAD! I wish that I never had to do laundry again because it takes too much time. Link to comment
Juliabam Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 Granted, you never have to do laundry again, however the laundry service brings the wrong clothes back. They are all pink. I wish for a jar of very nice marmalade that I will enjoy a lot. Granted, and you will enjoy it, until you find my now dead pet vampyre bat in the bottom of the jar... I wish for a new more friendly pet bat Link to comment
Juliabam Posted September 28, 2008 Share Posted September 28, 2008 Granted, you now have a pet bat this is over friendly and is always watching at inopportune moments. I wish for something pink that I can wear in normal society. Granted, you now have pink ears... I wish for a cage to my pet bat Link to comment
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