Corrupt-a-wish

[Mars.inDiapers]

Granted, you've got 80 000 bags from diaper pails coming to your home. They're all soiled.

I wish I had a boyfriend.

[Wannatripbaby]

Granted. But... you know, do I really need to specify the myriad ways such an vague request for companionship could go horribly wrong?

I wish I had no allergies. 

[Firefly 35]

Granted.  He is already married twice and quite rude.

I wish my life was better.

[horrorfan]

Granted. You are sleeping.

I wish I could get free dental.

[Firefly 35]

Granted.  Your dentist is the one from Finding Nemo.

I wish for some peace and quiet.

[horrorfan]

Granted. You are deaf.

I wish I could legally back up all my movies.

[Firefly 35]

Granted.  You put all your movies in your car and drive backwards.

[horrorfan]

Awesome!

I wish people would actually post wishes for me to corrupt, as the thread creator intended.

[Wannatripbaby]

5 minutes ago, horrorfan said:

Awesome!

I wish people would actually post wishes for me to corrupt, as the thread creator intended.

Granted, but the wishes are so stupid, cliche, and vague that they're almost no fun to corrupt.

I wish I had money. 

[Cormac]

You do have money but it's 1 indian rupee about 0.014 USD

I wish I wasn't bored and that I hadn't drained all my crestivity into that drawong of Sheogorath

[horrorfan]

@Wannatripbaby, that seems to sum up my whole misadventure on this thread.

Granted, but now you are busier than you can handle and you can no longer draw a decent picture to save your life.

I wish I had free meals for the rest of my life.

[Firefly 35]

Granted.  McDonalds is now sending you 25,000 pounds of food that is expired.  

I wish lights could be powered by fireflies.

[horrorfan]

Granted, but the species of fireflies which powers lights requires electricity.

I wish I could read long books very fast.

[Mars.inDiapers]

Granted. This is you now:

 

I wish I had a Ferrari.

[Firefly 35]

Granted.  You have a Ferrari fresh out of the car crusher.

I wish the day was 39 hours instead of 24.

[Wannatripbaby]

Granted. But now there are only 4 days in a week.

I wish I could wield the Force.

[horrorfan]

Granted, but now everyone else can wield the force and they wield it a lot better than you.

I wish every day were overcast or lightly raining.

[Rift The husky]

Granted  your weather  predictions accurate for 1 hour

I wish  i  can control time and space 

[horrorfan]

Granted, but you only have control for 5 milliseconds and are then completely braindead.

I wish I could laugh forever.

[Rift The husky]

Granted  but forever  is only 2 hours

I wish for a fish that will grant my every wish

[horrorfan]

Granted, but as you consume the last of the fish you come to the realization that it could only grant wishes while it was alive.

I wish I could see a horror movie that scares me.

[Rift The husky]

Granted whenever you watch horror movies it will happen in real life for 1 hour each

I wish I had an Iron Man suit in the shape of a husky

[horrorfan]

Granted, but it is only a model.

I wish that I grew younger instead of older.

[Firefly 35]

Granted, but once you turn 18 again, you will have to go to school in reverse order.

[Rift The husky]

3 hours ago, Firefly 35 said:

Granted, but once you turn 18 again, you will have to go to school in reverse order.

Whats your  wish?