Firefly 35 Posted June 7, 2018 Share Posted June 7, 2018 Granted, but the magic only lasts for 0.01 seconds. I wish for good weather all year round. Link to comment
RambleLamb Posted June 8, 2018 Share Posted June 8, 2018 Granted, but the "good" weather being chosen is what's good for penguins, enjoy your Arctic Summer! I wish I could put my mind now into my body at any given point in my own history so I could say the things I never thought of in the past Link to comment
Infantwish Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Granted, however everytime you do your body switches to some extinct language that nobody can understand. I wish I wasn't a coward. Link to comment
RambleLamb Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Granted but you're now brash and off putting to everyone you meet. I wish every holiday was Halloween! Link to comment
Infantwish Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Granted. You're not allowed to participate though. I wish diapers were socially acceptable. Link to comment
RambleLamb Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Granted but the "diaper craze" leads to the downfall of society within five months of starting I wish I had a nursery Link to comment
Infantwish Posted June 10, 2018 Share Posted June 10, 2018 Granted. You are now the bankrupt owner of a nursery and have to take care of over 100 orphaned children. Good luck. I wish I could control minds. Link to comment
RambleLamb Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 3 hours ago, Infantwish said: Granted. You are now the bankrupt owner of a nursery and have to take care of over 100 orphaned children. Good luck. I wish I could control minds. 100 dead orphans, huh? That's gonna hurt my karma score. Granted but the power to control the minds of others makes you unable to control your own mind and you either go totally insane or regress to a newborn mindset, which ever one is funnier. I wish I could ride in carts and strollers in stores and at amusement parks Link to comment
Infantwish Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 1 hour ago, RambleLamb said: 100 dead orphans, huh? That's gonna hurt my karma score. Granted but the power to control the minds of others makes you unable to control your own mind and you either go totally insane or regress to a newborn mindset, which ever one is funnier. I wish I could ride in carts and strollers in stores and at amusement parks Granted, nothing happens because you already technically can, it's just really humiliating. I wish I didn't have adult responsabilities Link to comment
RambleLamb Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 Granted but you now have dog responsibilities and must do dog stuff forever I wish I had light up shoes that made squeaky sounds when I walked 1 Link to comment
Infantwish Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 Granted. They are permanently literally nailed to your feet. I wish the world looked more anime Link to comment
RambleLamb Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 Granted, enjoy having nosebleeds every time you get aroused! I wish I had the power of flight Link to comment
Infantwish Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 Granted. You can now fly so long as you are inside you closer in your own home. I wish I had the power to manipulate time at my every whim Link to comment
RambleLamb Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 Granted, but only in one second increments and only forward I wish I had a lifetime supply of candy! Link to comment
ssmithdl Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 Granted, you now have a lifetime supply of Halloween candy corn! I wish I could talk to animals. Link to comment
RambleLamb Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 Granted but they use a different dialect and judge you harshly. I wish I wasn't scared of spiders Link to comment
Infantwish Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 Granted. You are now scared of everything but spiders. I wish the universe had infinite supplies and all needs were satisfied Link to comment
RambleLamb Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 Granted, the universe next to this one is set forever! I wish I could go to the movies and have the theater to myself Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted June 11, 2018 Share Posted June 11, 2018 Granted. Theater-to-yourself tickets are now on sale for as low as $19.99* *Seats and a screen sold seperately. 1 Link to comment
RambleLamb Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 2 hours ago, Firefly 35 said: Granted. Theater-to-yourself tickets are now on sale for as low as $19.99* *Seats and a screen sold seperately. PSSSST! *whispers* You have to wish for something to keep the game going, ya dingle. Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 1 hour ago, RambleLamb said: PSSSST! *whispers* You have to wish for something to keep the game going, ya dingle. That wish must have gotten (digitally) corrupted faster than I thought. Anyhow, I wish that my stress would not go to infinity and beyond every day. Link to comment
RambleLamb Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 Granted, your stress level is at permanent zero but you are a mindless zombie now. I wish people in the world were nicer to each other Link to comment
Infantwish Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 20 hours ago, RambleLamb said: Granted, your stress level is at permanent zero but you are a mindless zombie now. I wish people in the world were nicer to each other Granted. Earth now has a grand population of 2 so everybody in it HAS to be nicer to survive. Congratulations you just ended the world. I wish to have neverending motivation to write. Link to comment
RambleLamb Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 Granted, you now write all over any blank surface whenever possible. The police and Interpol continue the search for the "I'm a big babby" street artist. I wish exotic pets were legal to have Link to comment
Firefly 35 Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 Granted, but only if they eat you within 24 hours. I wish time would stop and let me catch up. Link to comment
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now