Corrupt-a-wish

[Firefly 35]

Granted, but you forgot to bring a space suit, so you are now suffocating.

I wish there was 36 hours in the day.

[Rift The husky]

Granted but the day turns to night 2 minutes after you arrive.

I wish I was the king of Camalot

[Firefly 35]

Granted, but you are appointed king just before a massive rebellion.

I wish I had superpowers.

[Rift The husky]

Granted they only last 2 hours 

I wish my storage unit has all my favorite diapers stacked to ceiling like a warehouse

[Firefly 35]

Granted, but it now has so many diapers that they busted through the walls and you now have to pay the repair bill.

I wish I could fly an x-wing fighter.

[Rift The husky]

Granted but  it has a lot of mechanical problems after every flight

I wish I could get paid for staying at home sleeping the day away

[Shotgun Diplomat]

 Granted, you are now on welfare, but the low pay soon forces you into an endless downward spiral of poverty, resulting in depression and crippling debts.

I wish that I was the inventor of the thneed. (Everybody needs a thneed)

[Firefly 35]

Granted, but someone else invents the thnood the next day, which is way more popular.

I wish I could actually get enough sleep every night.

[Rift The husky]

Granted butt you over sleep and risk being late for work

I wish I was a helicopter pilot 

[PinkTheDinosaur]

granted, but every helicopter you get into has some type of problem to were it cant fly.

i wish i had an alpaca 

[Firefly 35]

Granted, but it is always angry at you.

I wish for a bacon cheeseburger.

[Rift The husky]

Granted you got turned into a baccon cheeseburgerr

I wish I was the Omega Ranger 

 

[Spiderman]

Granted you are not the Omega Park Ranger and you make sure that all the happy creatures of the park are safe

 

I wish I could learn how to cook without burning everything

[Rift The husky]

Granted now everybody wants to cook nonstop

I wish I could go fishing for a tuna

 

 

[Firefly 35]

Granted, but you caught a gulper eel instead and you now have ptsd instead of a tuna.

I wish for a holodeck like the one in star trek.

[Spiderman]

Your wish is granted but all the safety proticals are turned off soI  now everything in the holodeck can kill you

I wish I had a real light saber

[Firefly 35]

Granted, but you accidentally cut the electric lines to your house, and therefore can't charge it when the batteries die.

I wish for one wish that no one can ever corrupt.

[Rift The husky]

Granted for a day 

I wish I had a strawberry cheesecake right now

[Firefly 35]

Granted, but it expired last year.

I wish AB was considered normal.

[Rift The husky]

I can't corrupt this so I'll leave it for somebody else

[Firefly 35]

Granted, but someone else ended up corrupting it and ashamed all the ABs on this site.

I wish taco bell food could cure depression.

[Rift The husky]

granted  but the effects wore of  5 minutes after leaving the resturant

I wish I had a better job

[Shotgun Diplomat]

Granted, however, you now work so much that you no longer have time for social commitments. Ergo, you suffer immeasurably more.

I wish that every day was Civvies clothes day.  

[Firefly 35]

Granted, Civvies clothes day has replaced every holiday in the year.

I wish mankind would think of more ways to improve the community instead of destroy it.

[Spiderman]

Granted, but you have improved the community so much so that you have no problems to provide challenges for you to overcome causing you to become very bored.

I wish that I had a good job