Corrupt-a-wish

[Rift The husky]

Granted you are now the world's greatest alchemist

I w1sh 1 c0uld trav3l th3 world in a submarine  that can run on sea water

[Wannatripbaby]

4 hours ago, Rift The husky said:

Granted you are now the world's greatest alchemist

Umm, Rift, I don't think you understand the point of this game. You're supposed to currupt a wish. I.e. grant it, but with some caveat that the person didn't expect when they made the wish.

[Firefly 35]

Granted.  You have now just drained the entire ocean because your submarine only gets 0.02 miles per gallon.

I wish for an environment cleaner that runs on CO2.

[Rift The husky]

Granted but now to have to repair the oxygen  filters every 2 minutes

I wish air travel is the only way to go

[Wannatripbaby]

Granted. The earth blew up, so now there is nothing but air travel!

 

I wanna be the very best.

[Rift The husky]

Granted now you are running for dear life to escape the crowd

I wish I was a Jedi master

[Wannatripbaby]

Granted. But you are not accepted into the Jedi Counsel.

I wish I had bionic strength.

[Rift The husky]

Granted but now you have broken hydrolic hoses

I wish I was a member of the Jedi council

 

[Shotgun Diplomat]

Granted, but Yoda is actually an asshole, and you hate every minute of it.

I wish I was on course, and progressing in my career. 

[Firefly 35]

Granted.  You just sold 500 kilos of drugs and now have enough money to pay for your entire college career.

I wish for 10 feet of snow that instanty vaporizes when my boss lets me have a free vacation day.

[Rift The husky]

Granted there is  10 feet of snow on the ground but your boss only Gave you 1 hour of vacation time.

 

I wish had the power to freeze time

 

[sonofninasayers]

Wish granted, But time doesn't stay frozen for long

I wish that I can come up with a great title for my new ABDL story

 

[DapperDiaperDude]

Granted, but your computer crashes and you lose your story before you can post it and the great title.

I wish slavery never existed. (Youre a monster if you corrupt this wish)

[Firefly 35]

Granted.  Slavery never existed in all of human history, but so did volunteering of any sort.

I wish that I had a million extra minutes to get stuff done.

[Rift The husky]

Granted you have a million extra minutes but somebody keeps pulling you away so your work can't be completed the whole time.

I wish jobs never existed.

[Firefly 35]

Granted.  You are forever out of money.

I wish for one uncorruptable wish.

[Rift The husky]

Granted your wish is uncorrupable  for 30 seconds 

I wish I was the richest person in the world

[Firefly 35]

Granted.  You are now an infamous drug lord.

I wish for an awsome fireworks show.

[Rift The husky]

Granted but the show was over before you get there 

I wish for transporters like Star Trek Voyager

[Firefly 35]

Granted, but there's a problem with the targeting array, and it sent you half a lightyear from home.

I wish for an endless supply of diapers.

[Rift The husky]

Granted you have a endless supply of diapers stacked to the ceiling in every room and in the hallway and there is not enough room to walk out the front door

I wish I was in Australia

[Firefly 35]

Granted.  You are now in the middle of an Australian desert with no one around for miles.

I wish I could visit mars.

[NappyFairy]

Granted, everyone starts reading the wishes but is more excited about the corrupted version, earth is now full of people getting corrupted versions of their wishes, the fey return from the nevernever (i read dresden) and rule the earth.

 

I wish that I could spend one day as a living doll.

[LilLadyLexi]

Granted but it's Christmas Day and you get thrown out.

I wish for Rainbows and Unicorns

[Firefly 35]

Granted, but the unicorns ate all the rainbows and are now quite grouchy.

I wish my job did not suck.

Granted, but the unicorns ate all the rainbows and are now quite grouchy.

I wish my job did not suck.