Well, woke up at 5am with a emergency toilet visit. Yep, got the sh1ts!
Trying to get back to sleep I realised I wanted to enjoy it. Wife is out all day with the kids. Got up for work, still got problems!
So here I am now, just chilling on the settee, I've already destroyed my pants and probably jeans, but its so nice!
Only folk I know who understand is you lovely people!
I have tucked jeans into socks so I don't trail it around the house.... Apart from feeling ill, its lovely.
Edit, also found some puppy pads and peed the bed right up to my elbows whilst still clothed ?