Jimmma

60" Terry nappy and plastic pants, 24 /7 since lockdown started.

For some one with slightly large (44" Waist) a kite folded 60 " square ( 5' x 5') terry square is perfect.

Is that 60 x 60 centimetres or inches?

I have placed at least 3 orders for 10 pairs of of the excelent Lang white (matte side out) plastic pants, I get an instant comfirmation of order and then f**k all happens after that. (Luckily including no money leaving my bank account.) The Lang pants are by far my favourites, as they most resemble those that Boots used to sell and my Mother would have used on me.

The basic problems with most adult sized water proof pants is either lack of depth( or short side seam ) and more generally lack of forward facing leg holes and lack of additional volume of material at the back. In the past i have got round this by buying the same pant in a size smaller and cutting the bottom of it. This creates a plastic 'mini skirt (longer at the back) that I then tuck down inside the waist band of the larger intact pair of pants. This generally adds 4 to 5 vertical inches to the rear of the pants and generally the waist band of the lower pants is below my shorts waist band, so if any body wanted to look, they would see my terry nappy through only one layer of plastic!

Normally an adult onesie from Funzee bought a few years ago. (They seem to winding their operation down these days). I normally put a plain sweatshirt on to distract from the whole, but since lockdown I visit the local shops without.

I am also no longer using the tumble drier. On 50% pay so it's all good money saving!

I am now using cloth 24/7 as I am working from home.