1 pint of everclear
3 frozen grape juices (get the cheap stuff)
Mix half a pint of Hooch with half gallon of water stir in two frozen juices of choice and serve to your little! Adjust Elixer to your littles tolerance, if your baby is still walking and talking hittem with that other half of hootch you been nursing. Not only do you get the real deal crawling baby you wanted! You also get that giggling, laughing, screaming, crying, falling over and vomiting on themselfs you know you love!