I laughed and shook my head. "Bobcat, bobcat, bobcat... Ya hafta earn your freedoms. Ya got the handcuffs taken off, didn'tchya?" I say to you.
You can officially tell I've been drinking as my words are slurring and I've gone from speaking affluently to sounding like a redneck.
I step closer to you, the liquor making me a little ballsier than normal. I cleared my throat before speaking again.
"Now, you're gonna be good now and work toward gettin that shackle off, right?"