Okay, this might seem like a weird question, but I'm just wondering, if you were in jail/prison/mental hospital/some sort of institutional thing, how could you fake incontinence?
I don't really have the energy or motivation to describe my torture chamber of a life really but the broad strokes are I'm a 28 year old AB male who suffers from extreme clinical depression all of the time, am basically a shut-in, extremely lonely and haven't had sex in over six years...