Absorin

Funny, I just built a PIC-based timer for my padded cell door. Set a time, yank the door shut and I'm in for that time. For safety I did hook it up to my smoke detector.

Don't do that then. Or, better yet, screw the chair legs to the floor.

There. Fixed

Funny thing that this thread came up searching for "adisc nazis"... Yes, another one to get banned for "lying about your age". I had no idea this would be reason for a ban. Forever, at that. No reason, no appeal possible. But then again, I suspect they didn't like me from the start. Wrong avatar ("crotch shot" even if it was my diapered butt in a tearproof jumpsuit) then my avatar disappeared (prolly because it now said "AVATAR CENSORED BY MOO BOO"). Then they must have background checked me like the East German Stasi (or Nazis, if you will) and found all kinds of birthdates (mostly 1/1/1970 and 1/1/1980). I guess what's stated above is true: too tightly moderated. And, come to think of it, I'm better off without them. Good. That's off my chest.

No, totally distorted. Guess I'm off to my photo-editor (Gimp). Need to pad 39 pixels...

Been offline for awhile but I noticed at coming back here that apparently the forum software has been updated. Only now my avatar, which is an oblong image, is stretched to make it square. Looks awful. A workaround would be to fill it with blank sides to keep the aspect ratio right but maybe it can be fixed in the forum? Mine's not the only distorted avatar, surely there have been more complaints?

The key to success here indeed is keeping the slits short. I only make them 1 cm (½") long but make many of these small incisions in the inner diaper. About 50 in my case. And also keep the inner diaper your regular size and the outer one size up.

I downloaded the HiDef version off Usenet since I don't have TLC here in Europe. Good show!

That video is total cheese, they didn't even double lock them. Clejuso's #15 is even heavier... From experience (I own both #13 and #15s) I can attest that they're indeed substantial. Also note that because they're much more rounded than regular, poleeth issue handcuffs (any brand) they're way more comfortable to wear.

Yes. Except when it says "SEGUFIX-Magnetic Keys not included". But they always include locks.

Your local hardware store is your friend. In any case, if you part with your money.

Pah. Six months uptime. I've had Linux servers with uptimes wrapping around because they would only go to, I don't recall, three years or so. And I now run a 21 TB fileserver, filled for 45% on CentOS 5.5. Only problems I have with it are hardware related because the Areca RAID controller is acting a bit flakey. Other than that, I detest Steve Jobs since I got burned by an Ipod Nano G2 that looked beautiful but had some serious flaws. And would not run Rockbox (at the time). So I run Ubuntu 10.04 LTS on my 24/7 low-power general purpose internet box and win2k, xp and 7 on the several other machines I use for those tasks I don't have a proper Linux app for. On servers I never use Microsoft product. Who needs a GUI on a frikkin' server?!? At work I do administer win03/08 server machines. That is... awkward.

As I always wear plastic pants over my disposables the noise of diapers gets damped. This can be solved by using noisy pants. Herr Weidlich in Germany sells some really nice crackly ones, like this one: Generally, if pants are "glasklar" (clear like glass) they are noisy, like this one: Shipping overseas could be prohibitive, though.

<giggle> I didn't know lilac made a sound In any case, I'm going to get new stock from these excellent diapers. The Germans don't call'em "Das Saugwunder" (the sucking miracle?!?) for nothing!

There simply is no way I can present myself to my girlfriend with stubble on my privates. I use the "normal skin" Veet (the 3 minute variety) with no problems whatsoever. Even keep it on for a bit longer. The box (in Dutch and friggin' Italian?!?!?) sez max 6 minutes. Do my balls and ass crack. Apparently I can tolerate the stuff well.

Get it from Europe then. Plenty of resellers like Herr Weidlich from Germany. Be very careful with the type number, the numbering system Segufix uses is very confusing I ended up with belts that were way too long ("R"). While expensive they're kink aware so that is an advantage. But I also hear the Euro's cheap nowadays

The most serious issue I have with the tapes is that they're paper, so if they get wet they rip. Don't do that then... I get that when I wear them for extended periods with a cotton all-in-one over them. But then the cotton diaper holds it nicely. Both the M4 as the L4 have that. The latter being too big for my 32" waist but they hold more. I agree that the Abri-Let Maxi are a great companion! I get my stuff from Herr Weidlich in Germany (shipping is quite cheap living in Amsterdam) and I always order several packs there. Mr. Weidlich also carries a nice, cheaper alternative called Forma Care X-Plus. A little less absorbent but from the same factory and quite a bit cheaper.

I just love the lilac color! Makes them stand out nicely between all the others And IMHO the Super Plus are among the best. Combined with a MoliNea 15x60cm insert pad they easily last 12 hours before leaking. Being not that crap "cotton-feely" plastic they are a bit noisy but with jeans over them that's almost unnoticable. Not that I would care...

12 Hours in a straitjacket is a pretty long time. Make sure it's not put on too tight, especially your arms tend to get really sore after awhile. Then there's the problem of your willie flipping upwards so your diaper starts to leak...

Look a bit Humane Restraint-y to me. Resolution is a bit too low to properly identify.

I realize that my response has been a tad brief. To elaborate even further than BabyLock: there are different sizes for Segufix, but these are only related to the strap length (to cater for large beds) and body weight. Also, there are different restraints for wrists and ankles. These differ in the size of the cuffs and the placement of them, the ankles being placed closer together. The images on segufix.de give a good idea of how that works. More images on my own website smmedical.eu (in dire need of an update...).

They are adjustable.

I used to have a voicemail message starting with a SIT tone. That's that "doo-dah-deep" sound you get when a number doesn't exist or something. To not scare off friends I had a message stating: "The number you've reached, 9-1-1, has been changed... to an unpublished number." (floating around on the internet). Some people didn't get it for some reason, but most laughed. However, this tone also tells the automated dialer at a telemarketer's sweatshop that the number is not valid, and I almost never get annoying telemarketers again. Which is a pity, since I love to play with them (where do you work? How's the weather etc.). I did collect some fine specimen, some of which are posted on freesound.org (search for "telemarketer"), including an Indian callcenter (what country are you calling from?!?) that was so unbelievably rude I started yelling at the woman calling me. That one obviously hadn't gotten my SIT message yet... T.J.

Diapers'r'us is online just fine. Now if only I could find out where those Wellness diapers came from as I live in Europe... Incidentally, I wear Abri-Form X-Plus with a Abri-Let Maxi insert for thickness. If I want to go even thicker I put a cotton diaper over the ensemble (Carla's Company, Aichner or still others) and complete it with large plastic pants. T.J.

These diapers, intended for light to medium incontinence, are for just that. They will not hold more than one emptied bladder. For slow release they're OK. I tried the "Large" version, which is a bit too big for me (I'm a "medium" guy). I guess this is still an older version, as it has a smooth plastic outside, not the dreaded cotton-feely stuff. The lot date was March 15, 2007. Sorry for not thumbnailing my images- T.J.