Mr. Biggles

American food: Bad for health, bad for gas, bad for smells. Mexican food: Good for health, bad for gas(), good for smells. Basically...its healthier and REAL food. >_>

The warm water thing doesnt require sleeping at all. Havent any of you ever felt the water in the tub or shower to check the temp, and found the warmth making you need to pee? The change in temperature is what does it, IIRC.

I'm babied often. Sometimes for just an hour or randomly throughout the day, but sometimes for a whole day. I don't talk alot when I'm being babied. My daddy usually holds me alot. Sometimes I'll be put on the floor and I just suck my thumb and play with my feet. If I'm poopy, he gives me a bath. If I don't tell him I'm poopy, he spanks me after my bath. He'll feed me and give me bottles, and always gives me a pacifier to sleep. Sometimes he makes me wear locking plastic pants so I can't play with my diaper/self. He will take me to the store and shop while I follow and sometimes we go to the park and eat. And since I have to do what he wants, he does other things, too. I like to cry alot. For no reason other than to just cry. I like it. When I cry he holds me until I sleep. Lastly, when he wants me to sleep, he....breastfeeds me. Which is kind of weird, because he's a guy. but he like it. *cough*

I've never used plastic pants. As gross and excessive as it might sound, I'll wash sheets daily if I have to. I move alot when I sleep, so I WILL packing tape a diaper on(lol), but I'm fine with literally wetting the bed. Usually I sleep on a bedpad(a VERY thick one), and it soaks up a lot of excess.