Chapter 3
The drive to Gatwick Airport was shorter than usual, perhaps in part by their early start. Though her flight wasn't until noon, Claire insisted they leave at 6, to give plenty of time for delays on the M25, delays at check in, delays at security, and the all important (though less emphasised to her mother) shopping at duty-free. As the roads were clear, they took the turnoff for the airport at about 7, pulling past an almost comically large billboard as they did so. Claire was transfixed - on the billboard, taking up most of the space, were two youngish-adults, a girl and a boy both about 20 years old, hugging and smiling in pajamas. From the shape and size of their bottoms, both were clearly wearing diapers. In big, bright, bubbly letters, the caption on the billboard read:
DELITE