MOMMY'S DIAPERBOY
By Mommy Lauren and Baby Stevie
Chapter 3
(At the conclusion of Chapter 2 Mommy Lauren had just changed
Baby Stevie's diapers at the Babies R Us Baby Superstore. She and
baby are about to leave for the grocery store to shop for baby food
and formula.)
"Thank you for your help," Lauren said to the nice lady
at the check out counter as she packed baby's new diapers, baby
pants, bottles and bibs into his new diaper bag, took baby by the
hand and headed for the door..
"Don't forget these," the clerk called, holding up the
blue jeans Mommy had taken off Stevie to diaper him. Lauren
hesitated and looked at Stevie with his double diapers and new baby
pants bulging below his little t-shirt. "Ohhhh, he looks so
cute like this!" she exclaimed. "Just put those in a bag
for me and I'll carry them; this way everyone can see for sure that
my baby is still in diapers!"
Lauren put the bag with Stevie's pants in it in the car, but kept
the diaper bag on her shoulder as she and baby walked to the grocery
store conveniently located in the same shopping plaza as Babies R
Us. On the way, Mommy and baby passed a crafts store and Lauren
noticed a display of colorful stick-on letters in the window.
"Let's make a quick stop here, Stevie," she said, and
turned into the store.
"I'd like to see those decorative letters - the brightly
colored ones - she told the associate who stepped up to help her,
staring only briefly at Stevie's double diapers. "Of course,
m'am; right over here." He took out several packages and put
them on the counter. "How many packages will you need?"
Lauren paused and thought out loud. "I want to put 'Baby
Stevie's Diapers' on his diaper bag and need enough letters to
decorate his baby pants with sayings like 'Diaperbutt' and 'Mommy's
Diaperboy' and 'Stevie Wets His Diapers' and 'Still in Diapers' -
you get the idea."
"Ahhh, yes I do," said the salesman, with another
bemused glance at Stevie's diapers. "There should be enough
letters in a half dozen packages to do that and more."
Lauren saw that there were eight packages left on the shelf and
that they weren't very expensive, so she said, "Why don't we
just take all of these to be sure! Maybe you can show me how to
apply them."
"Certainly, m'am", said the salesman; "right over
here." He led Mommy and baby over to a fabric cutting table
that was not in use and opened a package of letters. "Ummmm do
you want to do his diaper bag first?"
"That would be fine,' Lauren replied and started sorting
through the letters to find the ones that would spell "Baby
Stevie's Diapers". With the salesman's help she soon found all
the letters she needed in a variety of colors. The salesman showed
her how to peel the back off the letters and press them onto
Stevie's new diaper bag and in no time the job was done.
The salesman accompanied Mommy and baby to the checkout counter
where the sale was quickly completed and Mommy and baby were on
their way again, now with a diaper bag that declared Stevie's
babyhood in bright red blue, green and yellow letters. "You are
going to have the world's cutest baby pants when I get done with
them," Mommy told her baby. Stevie just blushed.
At the supermarket, Lauren got a grocery cart, took Stevie by the
hand and looked for the baby food aisle. Mommy smiled or nodded at
the people who paused to stare at her and her big baby as he waddled
beside her in his thick cloth diapers. She paused briefly to chat
with an acquaintance while her baby stood meekly by her side. He
heard Mommy say, "Well, yes, he is big, but he is still just a
baby. He even wet his diapers at Babies R Us!"
Finished with her conversation, Lauren and baby started down the
baby aisle, but before they got to the baby food Mommy spotted big
boxes of baby wipes and stopped to take a package off the shelf.
"We'll be needing these when Mommy changes your diapers, won't
we baby?"
Stevie just blushed and shuffled his feet. "Won't we.
Baby," Lauren said in a louder voice. "Yes, Lau … uh,
Mommy," Stevie whispered. "That's better, baby!"
Lauren laughed, and put the baby wipes in the cart.
"Hmmmmm," Mommy Lauren said as she paused by the Baby
Oil and Baby powder, "I should have remembered these at the
diaper store; these will keep baby all comfy and sweet smelling.
Ohhhhh, can't forget this!" she added, putting ointment for
diaper rash in the cart along with the other items. "As wet as
you get, Stevie, we don't want you getting a rash!" When she
noticed a woman staring at her and baby, Lauren quickly observed,
"Well, you know how babies are! Stevie's diapers are almost
always wet!"
When the woman looked skeptical, Lauren said, "Well, lets
just see." Before Stevie knew it she had slipped her fingers
under his baby pants to check his diapers. He blushed deep red as
Mommy straightened up and said, "Mommy knew it! Baby tell the
nice lady what you have done!"
Stevie fidgeted and whispered, "I wetted my diaper."
"You can do better than that, Stevie; no one can hear
you!"
"I wetted my diaper," Stevie mumbled.
"That's a little better, baby; but you seem to have
forgotten that you are too big a baby to wear just one diaper. Did
you forget that Mommy double diapered you?"
Squirming with shame and blushing red as a traffic light, Stevie
finally said clearly, "I wetted my diapers!"
"Good for you, baby!" Mommy exclaimed and clapped her
hands. "Now lets find you some yummy baby food and get you home
where Mommy can change those soggy didees!"
At the baby food display Mommy said, "Oh, don't these look
tasty for my baby," and "Ummmm yum - strained
peaches," and "Mashed peas and carrots - baby's
favorite," as she loaded our cart with jars and jars of Gerber
baby food. She picked out fruits and vegetables and even meats
pureed just for babies. Then Lauren spotted one more thing and said
"Now there is just the thing for Mommy's Diaperboy - and
reached for a package of Enfamil baby formula. "Mommy will make
you a nice warm bottle when we get home. You will eat what babies
eat and drink what babies drink and wear what babies wear!"
At the check out counter, the teen age girl who lived down the
block was trying not to stare at Stevie's diapers while she rang up
Lauren's purchases. Mommy saw what was happening and said,
"That's right - he's still in diapers; maybe you would like to
babysit him sometime!" She looked at Lauren then at Stevie then
back at Lauren, then she laughed and said "I bet that would be
fun, but I might need a friend or two to help me!"
"That would be fine," Lauren said; "the more the
merrier! Besides, he's just a baby and babies don't mind being seen
in their diapers. I'll have him set up with a high chair and playpen
and changing table. But I have to warn you - keeping this big baby
fed and dry is a full time job! He is always hungry and almost
always wet!"
"Stop by and see us when you get off work," Mommy
Lauren told the girl; "I'll show you Stevie's nursery. We can
discuss your babysitting fee and you can leave me your phone
number."
"Great, I'll see you later," called the girl as Mommy
and baby started out to the car.
"OK, Diaperboy; off we go," exclaimed Lauren as Mommy
and baby headed for home and Stevie sat quietly in the corner in his
soggy diapers - and sucked his thumb.
To Be Continued
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