Welcome to the incontinence machine! Choose from the following options to design your personalized experience. Ready to begin? Here we go!
1. First, let’s decide the severity for urinary incontinence:
- Moderate
2. Next determine the primary type of urinary incontinence:
I want both of these like a fun surprise.
- Squirts, small bladder releases
- Intermittent floods
3 Very good! How much awareness do you want to have?
Oh, yeah. At least most of the time I should know how badly I've failed my potty-training.
- Keenly aware you’re peeing.
4. What about nights?
Not even a dry nap.
- Heavy wetting with infrequent pee dreams.
5. Do you want your incontinence to be reversible or permanent?
Hopefully only after a random and annoying amount of time like a year 😝
- Reversible
6. Do you wish to have bowel incontinence as well?
- Mild/ occasional bowel incontinence
7. Finally, would you like to add toilet confusion, thus impossible to use a toilet?
- Yes