On the part of the key I tried once to put it in a public place where I could get to it at night. The grand idea was to put the key under an electric meter behind a store in a strip mall. Behind the stores was a wooded area and on the other side of those woods was an apartment building where I had an apartment.
The plan was to put the key in place in the early morning. Next I put on a diaper, plastic pants, a sexy bra and a pair of bedroom slippers. Over that I put on a long trench coat. I then went out to my van. The van was a windowless truck, the kind contractors use. Next to the truck was the dumpster. The last thing I did was to toss the old coat into the dumpster and jump into the truck. I did all this on the day the dumpster was to be emptied.
Now there was no way to get back into my apartment without the keys and they were in a public place. A second set of keys was in an equally public place. I had to wait until after the stores closed and the staff went home. Then I could sneak out of the truck and go thru the wooded area to the stores and get the key, return and get back into my apartment. I could not remove the diaper because I had nothing else to wear and going nude was just too big a risk. After midnight on a school night meant no kids would be out.
By the time it was to go get the keys my diaper was full. The first set a keys was missing. Someone must have found them. The second set of keys was buried under some bricks behind another store at the other end of the strip mall. A cop car was parked there. It was almost daybreak when the cop left and I was able to get the keys and return to my apartment.