dlfnord

31-December 04 - my user ID is 11!

You guys should unionize. Employees shouldn't be allowed to be treated like that.

Thanks for the Chanukah wishes! And I'm TOTALLY gonna start saying Shebrew.

Well, with global warming and rising ocean levels, not to mention the potential for a large earthquake - ocean front property in Arizona is not so far fetched... I DO however, have a fantastic deal on some ocean front land just outside Des Moines!* *- note, "Ocean" may actually be a large tree with a squirrel in...possibly a wet squirrel, but a squirrel.

Figured I'd chime in. NoVA here. It's a big state, but any other NoVA/DC AB/DLs - say hey!

1. Earliest diaper memory I remember being changed when I was probably about 3. My mother asked if I wanted to be changed in my room, or in hers, and I said in hers. 2. The first time you realized you liked diapers My parents wanted me out of diapers right after my sister was born, and that made me want to stay in them. I remember playing in her room one day and I played with one of the diapers in the bag in her room. 3. Unique or memorable diapers sightings Never actually sighted anyone. 4. Times you have been caught or exposed My dad once found diaper pics in the internet browser cache. 5. When you have told or confessed to someone else I've told a small handful of friends. 6. The first time you wore First night on my own when I started college. 7. The first time you bought Bought a pack of Depends that night, and wore. 8. Discovering that there are others like you I was flipping through a time magazine article on the internet and fetishes, and I saw a reference to alt.sex.fetish.diapers in a graphic. That's when I first thought "Oh, other people are into this!" 9. Being ridiculed Fortunately hasn't happened.

What, no verbal Jews? Usually you can't get us to stop talking!

Yup - I most definitely do. I sucked my thumb for a while as a kid too (and do now when I'm feeling like a kid). But nails - definitely.

Wooooo!!!!!!

I want to be the Bambino's Baby because I can write a witty exposition on the comfort of the diaper better than anyone else! And only I shall include 19th Century slang! Flimshaw you say? Only a scalawag or blunderbuss would dare impugn my diaperedness! For the record, I'm not quite sure what any of that really means. But I should still get the diapers.

"All right Mr. Demille, we're concerned about saving money." "Put the kids in diapers!" "But won't that embarass them?" "We'll use CGI that costs $500,000 a frame to make their butts smaller!" Seriously dude. Come on. Using CGI to cover up a diaper is throwing perfectly good money into the back of said diaper. It ain't happenin'.

I'm going to break with the pack here and endorse the idea of going to a therapist...if it's the RIGHT therapist. And what constitutes the right therapist is different for everyone. I saw a psychiatrist for some other issues about a year ago, and we did touch on diapers. After a few initial questions, we hit the wider issues of my sex life - and had a Good Will Hunting style laugh when discussing how I lost my virginity. Anyways. A good therapist will address it within the context of your life and other issues. Diapers should not supplant your sex life - that's not healthy. And certainly the emotional elements need to be worked through. But don't be afraid of seeing a Professional just because some people have had bad experiences - there are good ones and bad ones. And remember - you can always switch shrinks. -Fnord

On behalf of the Diapered Jewish Community, please leave us alone. -Fnord

*Hugs* I'm so sorry for your loss Bobby.

Ok - 1. Casablanca (most romantic film ever made) 2. Good Will Hunting (Fantastic Performances) 3. American Beauty (Beautifully Shot, Beautifully Written) 4. Clue (1 + 1 + 2 + 1) 5. Brazil (Terry Gilliam's finest moment) 6. Lost in Translation (For anyone who's ever felt disconnected) 7. Kissing Jessica Stein (Jewish Lesbians! Wahoo!) 8. Sleeper (I'd say we should have sex, but we don't have enough people!) 9. The Life Aquatic ("What scientific purpose would be served by killing the shark?" "Revenge!") 10. The Muppet Movie Alright - there's 10 good ones for ya.