A Banana In Your Tailpipe?
Posted 01 October 2007 - 09:41 PM
In the old days of the internet, when I first started posting to boards using a banana to simulate pooping without the mess and smell was all the rage. I don't hear about it much these days... so I'm wondering, have you ever done it?
Posted 02 October 2007 - 05:31 AM
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Posted 02 October 2007 - 08:06 AM
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Posted 03 October 2007 - 06:06 AM
As a person that has be plagued with fecal incontinence, I have to answer "NO".
I have heard and seen some interesting things regarding food and sex. Several years ago, I watched an "X" rated video. The video was about two lesbians. When the camera panned over to the bowl of cucumbers, it didn't take a rocket scientist to figure out what was going to happen next! The next funny memory was recanted from a friend that worked in the hospital emergency room. They received a client that had a carrot lodged in his rectum. When asked what happened, the reply was "I fell on a salad".
Posted 03 October 2007 - 07:14 AM
Posted 03 October 2007 - 12:15 PM
and a few days ago I had to get ready for a colonoscopy, so I wasn't going to let an opertunity, like this get away, so after takeing a bunch of laxitives, made one hell of a mess.
I'm glad I don't do that often, the smell went through my whole house, had to put all the exhaust fans on, and spray air freshner to kill the smell, I'm going to stick to the oatmeal, from now on, but If I have an accident, oh well.
Posted 03 October 2007 - 12:44 PM
The following trick is so extremely unusual that it may actually qualify as a signature trick. Not your traditional enema.
A little setup. I know a number of extreme players who love the
humiliation and disciplinary angles of diaper play. Hence, they relish the
notion of forcing a sub to mess his pants or diapers. But there are times
when the notion of a mess is more prized than the smell of real messes. So
here's a little game I have perfected.
Assemble the following ingredients:
* 4 bananas - not too ripe, but not green either - break each in half
* 1 Kotex pad -- medium absorbencys fine
(note: a disposable diaper liner is a suitable alternative)
* 4 liquid fleet susuppositories-
(note: not fleet
enenmas and not solid glycerin suppositories)
(1) place banana halves in a glass bowl and nuke for 30 secs (optional)
(2) empty two of the fleet liquid suppository applicators onto the banana
halves making sure the tips of each are lightly lubricated
(3) empty the other two applicators up the subs rectum
(4) slip the banana hahalves tip-first into the sub's butt, one at a time
(obviously). This may take a couple of minutes. It is a wonderfully
strange sensation for the sub, so no need to race through this. the first
banana will completely smush up. Push as much as you can in with your
gloved hand. It's weird, but believe it or not, they start to go in easier
and easier. By the 3rd or 4th half, they pop right in. This is why you
start with 8 hahalves. By the last half, you're sub will be incredibly
(5) tightly roll the kotex pad in sleeping bag fashion. sticky plastic
inward; cotton side facing out.
(6) wipe up the glass bowl with remaining liquid suppository - if
necessary, pop open another and thoroughly lube it up.
(7) insert the rolled-up kotex into your sub's quivering (and very full)
rectum. If necessary, use your finger to push it all the way in.
(8) tightly diaper your sub and finish it off with snug plastic pants.
(9) Allow your sub to lay calmly for a few minutes; then make him get up
stand; answer questions; walk around; whatever.
Here's what is going on. The sub is obviously incredibly full of very wet,
warm and weighted mush. And the quick-acting suppository is screaming at
the poor sub's bowels "void. Void!". But...as the kotex begins to absorb
the moisture from the bananas, it slowly expands and forms a snug and
incredibly effective plug.
The resulting predicament is that the sub feels that intense crampy and
panicky feeling. If they try to tighten their sphincter, the intensity of
the cramping actually grows. I'm not sure why, but it does. And if
they relax their sphincter (and eventually they have to); they find that
they are absolutely 100% sure they are about to fill their pants, but at
the very last second...they don't. The cramping and trembling subsides.
They can actually stand and converse semi-intelligently. But then, in
about 90 seconds, they feel it building again. That nasty wave of
cramping. Everything goes crazy again. They can't focus; can't speak. It's
happening, oh my god, I can't hold it....but then it backs off again. It's
like wave after wave of contraction. Each one gets slightly stronger. And
each one forces the sphincter to dilate a tiny bit more. This can
sometimes go on for 45 minutes or longer.
After 30 to 60 minutes, the sub is totally freaked out. This is
supremely controlling for the domme. You own every part of their
existence at this point. And there are all kinds of creative ways for you
to intensify the mind fuck. Dress him up, take him for a walk, maybe
grocery shopping, and watch him try to mask his contractions and misery.
This is as close to incontinence as most subs get. I mean, with a full
enema, at some point, you release and soil yourself. But with this, even
if you push down a little, the plug means that everything takes it's own
course. It will happen when it happens. And that's that. You won't know.
And the big baby won't be able to tell you either.
But then, at some point the sub's tired and quivering little
sphincter surrenders all hope, and involuntarily spreads and the sub's
diapers fill with a mass of warm, wet, steamy ooze. But that's not it, in
most cases, about 30 seconds after the pressure is releived from the
prostate gland, the sub's bladder will involuntarily empty as well.
This qualifies as an emotionally, mentally and physically intense
experience. Sure to leave any bottom completely chagrined, humiliated and
weakened. Most dommes who have tried this recipe have been utterly blown
away that such an intense form of control and humiliation can be
relatively easily orchestrated with common grocery store items.
Posted 03 October 2007 - 02:28 PM
Im not voting but I had to say the title made me laff! I LOVED THAT MOVIE! HILARIOUS! Daily Di never fails to make me laff!
huggles and kissies and lots of love,
But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget."
This is from an 8 year old... Kids are so smart!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 04 October 2007 - 07:05 AM
Posted 04 October 2007 - 09:30 AM
Posted 04 October 2007 - 02:54 PM
If you want the effect, without the smell or the sticking, something in you butt, use the good warm, non instant oatmeal, in a ziplock baggie, with a little air and sit down hard on a solid surface, the air makes the oatmeal feel like a poop, when the bag explodes, very realistic, without the smell, as it gets cold feels like the real thing also.....Hope that helped, thats why were here to answer the questions, and keep you enjoying....
Posted 04 October 2007 - 03:09 PM
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