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[baby smokey]

Yea verily my children do I say unto you...Rejoice with great gladness our flatulence. It is a most precious gift, to be shared freely and pungently with all. Breathe deeply and take unto yourselves. Savor its succulence, worship its wetness, marvel at its hot moisture, and gain strength from sharing. We shall surpass ourselves with The One Word of Spoon, and find true happiness and bliss within our collective stench.

amen, praise the fart, and may the can of chili always be with you

[ItchyTasty]

Girls tend to do silent but deadly farts much more for some reason.

Drinking really fizzy drinks fast, just makes you do LOUD farts without any smell to them.

Also when cows fart they produce methane gas, couldn't it be used for cooking with?,lol.
Also it's explosive if near any source of ignition; roast beef anyone?

[spoonchicken]

Ahhh...roast beef flatulence...one of the more succulent &juicy versions...eat some fresh dead animal flesh, and reap the "windfall" of methane-heavy emmisions..like a mushroom cloud of poo-gas annilating everything downwind...

[I M Soaked]

This one is for you spoon.

[I M Soaked]

No matter how you slice it a dog's fart out reeks them all.

Speaking of wich...Oh Damn, Chip, couldn't you have done that when you were outside?

[baby smokey]

The other day I let out a Bologna sandwich fart in the office, it was just nasty, the worst part is, I don't remember the last time I ate a Bologna sandwich

[square_duck]

Egg farts are pretty appalling as well....can almost make the paint peel...

[Burp_Cup]

No paint peelers here today, I just had LOUD ones! A banana and some high-fiber cereal with coconut milk for breakfast. When no one was around, I just let 'em fly!

LOUD, yes . . . lewd - I don't think so. I was in my own area. LOL!

[I M Soaked]

Here is a play on an old bathroom poem. I shall start with the original, to get it started.
The original verse:
Here I sit
All broken hearted
Came to shit
But only farted

Now my addition to the poem:
There they sit
Their guts a splitting
I tried to fart
But ended up shitting

[baby smokey]

Here I sit broken hearted,
Tried to shit,
But only farted,
Then one day,
I took a chance,
I tried to fart,
and I shit my pants

[square_duck]

Somehow the S/N baby 'smokey' seems very appropriate for a fart forum!

[spoonchicken]

Since when are YOU. A Mod, ducky???.lol

[square_duck]

Since they asked me a while ago

[Bettypooh]

Yep, we've taken away Square Duck's fun and made him work but so far he hasn't minded that and we're glad of that
FWIW and for those who may not have heard the awful joke yet, I have an astronomical question for the farters:

"Are there gaseous clouds around Uranus?"

Running away before the groaning begins
Bettypooh

[I M Soaked]

No they are well contained.LOL

[square_duck]

No but there are asteroids!

*throws cupcakes*

[baby smokey]

It's the cling-ons you have to worry about

[redneck diaper boy]

My wife says Lord Windesmere has nothing on me.


This was a funny from youtube

Rated R

[spoonchicken]

Life is a wet fart in the face, and I am a human diaper...*sigh*

[Bettypooh]

Gathering with the kinfolk outside yesterday playing games, there were several times I passed gas The pull-up muffled the sound, though my niece heard it once based on her expression Being courteous I moved downwind each time but in the pull-up made the odor linger about a full minute afterward Looks like diapers are good at temporally retaining more than just pee

Bettypooh