Can we have a formal topic on farts? We could discuss the many varieties of anal effluience. Might be fun / funny....
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Oh, you're just jealous that I got the first joke in
Besides, girls fart too 
but don't have to share it with anyone the way guys seem to do 
And no, I won't pull your finger either 
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Fart Forum
Started by spoonchicken, Mar 26 2010 10:32 PM
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Posted 26 March 2010 - 10:32 PM
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Posted 26 March 2010 - 10:35 PM
no comment.... but i shouldn't be surprised given the nature of this forum
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Posted 26 March 2010 - 10:35 PM
"Bathtub Farts in A Diaper"....when laying on the back, in an already 2-3 times peed-in diaper....pee again, and as the pee flows towards the butt (down), it'll start pooling up, because the diaper is already wet / soaked. Let rip a fart right then, and feel the pee vibrate as it expands outward before the expanding gas bubble. Wierdest feeling, but it'll make you laugh.
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Posted 26 March 2010 - 11:09 PM
well said spoon ! but also try sitting in a full bath tub of water with at least three diposees on and farting or just trying to stand up then pee. It will pretty much drop off your sorry butt lol
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Posted 27 March 2010 - 07:45 AM
This is genuine farm animal humor. After all they are massive producers of methane.
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Posted 27 March 2010 - 10:02 AM
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Posted 27 March 2010 - 10:20 AM
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Posted 27 March 2010 - 04:11 PM
I'm definitely a fan! Totally! A friend of mine and myself once filled a 90 minute cassette tape with farts 
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Posted 27 March 2010 - 04:38 PM
You ever get a fart bubble stuck in your butt crack? and it wont move?? or pop? Very strange feeling 
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Posted 27 March 2010 - 06:10 PM
...leave it to me to come up with the new hot topic in town...farts....omg; I AM demented....
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Posted 27 March 2010 - 07:21 PM
This forum should separate the sissies and boys FROM the girls!
Oh, you're just jealous that I got the first joke in
Besides, girls fart too but don't have to share it with anyone the way guys seem to do And no, I won't pull your finger either Bettypooh
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Posted 27 March 2010 - 07:36 PM
i think this forum needs to have a new "smell-o-vision" feature too.
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Posted 27 March 2010 - 08:41 PM
Q: Why do women never fart? A: Because they never stop talking long enough to build up any pressure.
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Posted 27 March 2010 - 09:00 PM
I think that women just work lots harder at suppression, then fart when out of hearing range.
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Posted 27 March 2010 - 09:06 PM
Nah, they just wear finer fart filters (panties). Thats all it is.
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Posted 30 March 2010 - 10:45 PM
sent sound: wet, messy, sticky, icky, steamy, slimey, semi-gelatinous, flourescent green & yellow, "ruptured vaginal wart excretions of Janet Reno"-smelling, "running down the backs of both legs and pooling into a puddle of vile excrescience on the ground"-sized, "Oprah Winfrey with the stomach flu after eating spoiled Mexican food" Fart 1.......wow. that's a fart!
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Posted 31 March 2010 - 11:19 AM
Yes spoon you are demented most farts i can handle ! .But an oprah winfrey fart after mexican ?thats as bad as thinking about the Queen of england on the royal throne blasting one !!.probaly has a royal sniffer to see if it smells bad !! lol 
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Posted 31 March 2010 - 12:35 PM
Bar farts:
Brain fart
duck fart
duck fart #2
Duck Fart coffee
fart in the ocean
farthingale
gorilla fart
gorilla fart 2
gorilla fart 3
gorilla fart 4
gorilla fart 5
gorilla's fart
loon fart
monkey fart
Modified duck fart
Moose fart
Smurf fart
Taiwan duck fart
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Brain fart
duck fart
duck fart #2
Duck Fart coffee
fart in the ocean
farthingale
gorilla fart
gorilla fart 2
gorilla fart 3
gorilla fart 4
gorilla fart 5
gorilla's fart
loon fart
monkey fart
Modified duck fart
Moose fart
Smurf fart
Taiwan duck fart
http://www.drinksmix...?q=fart&d=1&p=1
qwack
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Posted 02 April 2010 - 04:28 AM
Hey! No frog farts? You may not hear them but they should be visible when the frog in in the water. Bubble, bubble, toil and fart.
Another question - how many farters do we need to connect to supply a furnace or gas stove? What will make them a sustainable "gas" supply?
Another question - how many farters do we need to connect to supply a furnace or gas stove? What will make them a sustainable "gas" supply?
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Posted 02 April 2010 - 05:05 AM
Hey! No frog farts? You may not hear them but they should be visible when the frog in in the water. Bubble, bubble, toil and fart.
Another question - how many farters do we need to connect to supply a furnace or gas stove? What will make them a sustainable "gas" supply?
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2- Call them a sustainable energy engine you're working on developing for third world countries 3- Apply for Federal energy grants 4- Retire on tropical Island and write a book on how an old fart on the web gave you the idea which made you rich 5- Invite me to live on the island for free Bettypooh
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