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This is assuming that you're like me and you do hate somethings about the stuff.

A lack of plot(yes I hate that sort of thing. Oh the girl doesn't have money to pay for the pizza maybe they can work something out? Give me a break!) Cum shots: it ruins it for me, I'm fantasizing about filling this hot girl and then he just pulls out and does that... way to ruin it dude. "broke-straight guys" BS. They're amateur gay porn stars is all they are I find it hard to believe any straight man would be willing to let that sort of thing be videotaped involving him. When they get straight to sex after like 2 seconds of foreplay, there's no way that's comfortable for the girl and it would probably be painful.

Crappy soundtracks(I heard one where they just looped the same song over and over again throughought the whole thing). Too much dirty talk that's not ok a little yes, but hearing "Oh yeah I love that hard dick in my pussy" over and over again gets annoying. It sounds fake, real couples do not sound like that(or atleast in my experience they don't). So what bugs you about the stuff? In any case you've seen about 5 you've seen 'em all.

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I was give 2 porn movies before getting married (the only 2 I've ever seen). I gave them to my son on his 18th birthday. Based on those 2, I would say you've hit most of my dislikes. I would give anything to take a good R movie and add a good real life sex scene to it.

My biggest complaint is when the dialog is misread the leave it as is instead of getting a second take of it (complete with ahs and umhs). Though I guess that at least that part was real...

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If they had a good plot that would make them a film with a sex scene or two. Hardly the idea of them. You don't buy a wildlife film about squirrels only to find that the squirrels are only in a ten minute scene of a murder/mystery film.

Ones with a "plot" might be better to watch with a partner, but most men would just skip to the sex.

What annoys me is the complete faffing about they do, ie talking to some dumb bint (most porn stars aren't that intelligent, it seems, and I don't really want to hear what they say when I'm trying to get off), slurping for 20 mins on the blokes willy there's such a thing as gay porn for that :X and all the fake sounding sex noises bit of a turn off really. I find my imagination alot better :)

Oh and http://www.spike.com/video/pg-porn-pg-porn/3041858 porn with all the plot and none of the sex :S

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soo i was sufing the on demand porn the other night... and i realize, there is a complete lack of any and i mean ANY fetish's in any of the porn, not even light bondage. I mean i know its the free on demand porn, but you'd think they'd at least give you a few teasers like 5 min shorts of hard core porn or something. but noooo... nothing, its literally the exact same positions in every porn, with just the guy and the girl on the bed, or the guy and the guy, or the girl and the girl, depneding on what kind of porn you are watching. Sometimes i just wanna watch some porn with something more to it than just vanilla sex.

I think if the porn they had on demand even just have a few scenes with something like bondage, or another fetish, it would get a lot more viewership, just for those few scenes.

but then again watching porn doesn't turn me on, i just like to laugh at it.

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Porn is very degrading to women. When I write, I prefer to tell an erotic story that doesn't take advantage of or use women. Although I have some serious issues with women when it comes to how they mistrust men, I still respect them.

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I prefer to tell an erotic story that doesn't take advantage of or use women. Although I have some serious issues with women when it comes to how they mistrust men, I still respect them.

Ah well, whattya gonna do? I think many women get turned on by rape fantasies. Sometimes when a concept so revolts and terrifies us, our mind may make it sexual in order to better cope with its reality. So says Dan Savage, and I agree. So I think a lot of women get off on being abused and dishing out abuse of their own. It's the defamation of what we hold sacred that makes our twisted fantasies so powerful. That said, there is a clear line between playtime and real life, a line that is crossed way too much in porn.

You have issues with women mistrusting men? Um...you know there are some pretty good reasons why some women no longer trust men, right? I wouldn't really hold a grudge against a rape victim.

I am angry that many women do all the hard work in porn but receive a smaller paycheck than the (often male) producers they collaborate with. Shouldn't the ladies be making the big bucks? They're the ones getting cummed on, after all. So what the fuck? Kink.com does decent business from the look of it (it shows before and after photos of happy models to assure the viewer that no actual abuse was taking place) and it has some very imaginative scenarios, which is hot.

Another thing I hate about porn is how lame the conversation between a top and bottom can be. A slave is all tied up, on the edge of cumming, and then you suddenly hear "how's that treating ya?" in the placid, boner-killing tones of the dominant. LAME.

I hate searching for some good BDSM and coming across sites that feature little kids. And I'm all like "ARRGH!!! WHERE ARE THE COPS?!! WHAT THE HELL!?!!?" I hate seeing photos wherein I know the model didn't consent to the BDSM. I hate knowing I'm looking at actual rape.

I hate seeing hot women fuck ugly men. Where are the hot men fucking ugly women? (Outside of the humiliation/femdom scene?)

I hate hentai drawn by animators who have obviously never had sex before.

I hate drawings of disemboweled/beheaded/horrifically wounded women that is presented as porn. When you get off to that there's no denying that you are a sick headcase.

I hate poor acting. You're being dominated, damn it! Stop yawning!

I hate the lack of imagination.

I hate the desensitizing effects hardcore pornography has on its audience. I now believe, on a subconscious level, that women should be able to handle genital torture, but I squirm at the idea of a dude having his balls pinched by a steel toothed clamp. So I then force myself to masturbate to male genital torture in my head, just so I'm desensitized to everyone's pain. Yay equality!

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Porn is just well low class, sure I look at it when I am in a hurry but I prefer something that slowly gets me aroused, so I don't finish it ten minutes. So my big complaint is just how rushed everything is, it all seems like they just hired a bunch of sluts to lie on a bed and do the tango on the bed on fast forward.

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It's demeaning to women and misleading in the sense that I don't know any women that enjoy sex with a man as much as the movies might suggest. Most of the women I know just barely tolerate having men on the planet. (About as much as I tolerate having women around).

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Coming from someone that has worked in the porn industry for the last 15 years, the reason porn is the way it is... Because it's what sells. If the majority of people wanted to see porn with a plot, they would make porn with a plot. Most guys fantasize about shooting their load all over a hot chick, so that's what they put in the video.

Twenty years ago, the industry thought guys wanted to see guys they could relate to fucking hot women. This is why Ron Jeremy became such a huge star. Now, they realize guys want to fantasize about being a hot guy, so now most male pornstars are more attractive.

As for gay porn, the vast majority of gay pornstars are actually straight. They do gay porn, because it pays a whole lot better than straight porn. In straight porn, women make thousands for a movie and men make hundreds. In gay porn, guys make thousands. It's called 'Gay for Pay'.

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It's demeaning to women and misleading in the sense that I don't know any women that enjoy sex with a man as much as the movies might suggest. Most of the women I know just barely tolerate having men on the planet. (About as much as I tolerate having women around).

First of all, women dominate the porn industry. They don't find it demeaning at all, because they enjoy sex and enjoy making six figures a year doing what they love. When a porn movie is made, the female's preferences are all that matters. If she doesn't want to do a specific position, they don't do it. If the male star tries to impose his will, they just replace him.

Secondly, in my experience(backed up by scientific evidence) women seek sex far more often than men do. After all, women are multi-orgasmic for the most part and most men are not. Every woman I've been with has wanted sex far more often than me. I was always happy with three or four times a week, while they wanted it three or four times a day(no exaggeration).

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If you are talking about the BUSINESS of porn, the women that participate are getting paid to make movies and to perform. Everyday women do not like to be looked at as "sex toys." They want to be appreciated for their knowledge--not just one part of their bodies.

I don't know how much the women in the porno flicks "enjoy" the sex, but I'm sure they enjoy the money.

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If you are talking about the BUSINESS of porn, the women that participate are getting paid to make movies and to perform. Everyday women do not like to be looked at as "sex toys." They want to be appreciated for their knowledge--not just one part of their bodies.

I don't know how much the women in the porno flicks "enjoy" the sex, but I'm sure they enjoy the money.

That's a very generalized statement. Some women are as you describe, but not all. Not even a majority is my guess. Too many women walking around dressing as sexy as possible, because they want to be appreciated for their body as much as any other part of themselves. There is a show on Discovery called the Science of Sex Appeal that you should watch. They go through a whole bunch of scientific studies and show what men and women really want in the opposite sex and how they go about getting it.

The funniest part was when they showed the results of a test they did with thousands of women. They took photos of various men and printed them out on cards and asked thousands of women to rate the men from 1 to 10(10 being best). These scores were averaged out to determine the man's attractiveness. Next, they printed employment and salaries for the men on the same photos and repeated the test. This time, the men with better jobs and higher salary scored much higher and the men with mundane jobs and low salary scored much lower. I'm not talking about a minor difference either. Men that were rated 4 based on just photos suddenly became 9s when the women saw they were CEOs with a $300k/year salary. Men that were rated 9s and 10s based on photos alone suddenly became 4s when it was printed they work at McDonalds.

This isn't to say women are gold diggers. It just shows what's important to women, regardless of what they claim is important. Before modern society, women had to worry about raising children. It's hard to gather food while holding a baby, so women are predisposed to finding a mate that can take care of them and their children. It's not easy to fight nature.

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Music! Nooo, nooo! Music ruins it!

When the women sounds like she's being tortured (Screaming at the top of her lungs, this usually means the video is fake) - I prefer soft pleasure-moans.

People who can't hold a camera! Both video and still-picture!

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Sex. Yuck!

But I like George Carlin's answer (He'll live in infamy). Sorry for the language, as I'm quoting (from memory). "It starts off with a hot naked woman who starts playing with herself. And as she's playing with herself, she kinda becomes your girlfriend. Then walks in some guy with a big dick and he starts fucking my girlfriend...pisses me off."

Also, seeing those movies makes me feel inadequate, which I find upsetting. I'm not that big. I have tried "jacking off" having no luck and leaving myself rather sore. As strange as it sounds, sex does not appeal to me. It does not turn me on. In fact, I'm a bit put off by it.

These are my feelings, and I do not intend to criticize or offend anyone here, and I'm deeply sorry if I do.

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That's a very generalized statement. Some women are as you describe, but not all. Not even a majority is my guess. Too many women walking around dressing as sexy as possible, because they want to be appreciated for their body as much as any other part of themselves. There is a show on Discovery called the Science of Sex Appeal that you should watch. They go through a whole bunch of scientific studies and show what men and women really want in the opposite sex and how they go about getting it.

The funniest part was when they showed the results of a test they did with thousands of women. They took photos of various men and printed them out on cards and asked thousands of women to rate the men from 1 to 10(10 being best). These scores were averaged out to determine the man's attractiveness. Next, they printed employment and salaries for the men on the same photos and repeated the test. This time, the men with better jobs and higher salary scored much higher and the men with mundane jobs and low salary scored much lower. I'm not talking about a minor difference either. Men that were rated 4 based on just photos suddenly became 9s when the women saw they were CEOs with a $300k/year salary. Men that were rated 9s and 10s based on photos alone suddenly became 4s when it was printed they work at McDonalds.

This isn't to say women are gold diggers. It just shows what's important to women, regardless of what they claim is important. Before modern society, women had to worry about raising children. It's hard to gather food while holding a baby, so women are predisposed to finding a mate that can take care of them and their children. It's not easy to fight nature.

HAHA nice...

As for me, what I hate about porn is how some just take forever to actually get to sex. I've seen vids that have gone like 5+ minutes before any clothes are taken off! And I agree, music and screaming ruin the vid. I also rather hear pleasure moans.

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I hate the freakin' high heals. I don't understand why they think that every woman must be in high heals. Even in real life this will turn me off something awful.

But I am also weird, put them in a pair of knee socks and mary janes and I am good to go! (Gee I wonder if that could be related to another one of my fetishes?)

has anyone seen any baby berlin videos (from babydoll)? She is fantastic!

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I hate the freakin' high heals. I don't understand why they think that every woman must be in high heals. Even in real life this will turn me off something awful.

But I am also weird, put them in a pair of knee socks and mary janes and I am good to go! (Gee I wonder if that could be related to another one of my fetishes?)

has anyone seen any baby berlin videos (from babydoll)? She is fantastic!

I hate high heels too.

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