Watersports

I'm not a parent, but if he isn't potty trained he doesn't have a choice. It's your adult choice to wear and wet.

The warehouses/stores I'm talking about is in Europe.  Norway is in Europe, but they refuse to ship here cause of complicated import/export. 

Maisie sighed recalling the traumatic healing experience. If anyone asked she would always say the dentist was the worst part of coming here. "It'll be okay. Just give your sissy lots of love and be gentle when you're with her. That's what my sissy did and were really close because I know she is there for me."     Kanishka smiled at Susan. "Thanks Sue I forgot to put them back on after her nap. With her help Dannykins was soon secured in lockable mittens and booties. "There you are precious. Now have fun with your toys."

That's so awesome and that's a good outlook for you.

LILA’S 5th BIRTHDAY   Lila giggled, as she played with her friends at her fifth birthday party.  Unlike last year, she was not sick at all.  Lila was healthy, and was playing with Tonya, who was even taller than the year before. Tonya glanced at Lila and smiled.  “Why are you still small, Lila?  You still look like a baby…” She loomed over Lila and laughed.  She then ran up to her mother and frowned.  “Mommy, why does Lila still look like a baby?” Stacy looked at Tonya and shrugged her shoulders.  “Mommy doesn’t know.  That would be a question for Lila’s mommy.” Tonya nodded and walked over to Cynthia, who just got off the phone with the local pizza place.  “Mrs. Watson, why does Lila still look like a baby?” Cynthia quietly sighed.  While she knew the real answer to this question, no one outside the family would believe that Lila has a magic diaper that can grant her every wish.  That Lila simply made a wish to permanently stunt her growth forever.  At this point, Cynthia accepted that Lila will always be a toddler, but always encouraged her to grow anyway.  “Tonya,” she finally said, deciding to hide the truth.  “Lila still looks like a baby because she has a rare medical condition that has stunted her growth.  That’s why Lila still looks like a 12-month-old…” Tonya nodded.  “Okay Mrs. Watson!  Lila is still very fun to play with!  I’m going back to play with her…” Tonya ran back to Lila and continued playing with her. Angela and Jenny were visiting from Grand Valley State University in Grand Rapids, since they didn’t want to miss Lila’s fifth birthday.  Angela smiled, knowing that her sister was still no different than she was three years ago.  Earlier that day, before anyone came over, Lila granted her wish and Angela got some new earrings.  She peed her diaper in excitement as she stared at her friend Jenny. “Are you going?” Angela whispered. Jenny nodded with a chuckle.  “Yup!  Any more, and we will need to go inside so you can change me.” Angela quietly chuckled in response to this.  “Same here.  Let’s say hi to the birthday girl!” Lila continued to play building blocks with Tonya, Brittany and Stephanie.  She then looked up.  “It my sista!” she said.  She squealed with excitement and ran up to her.  “Hi sista!” Lila shouted.  “Yu hav fun at skool?” Angela nodded, as she picked up Lila and hugged her.  To her surprise, Lila was acting more like a toddler than the last time that she saw her (which was during Easter).  While Lila still had the tradition of granting her family birthday wishes, Lila behaved like a toddler at the very core.  She seemed well mannered, but was very much permanently in her two-year-old headspace.  When a strong odor began to fill her nostrils, she nodded and picked up her little sister. Tonya pressed her hand to her nose.  “Did Lila just go poo poo?” Brittany nodded.  “Yup!  She does that because she’s still in diapers!” “I still have accidents at night, but I don’t have any poo poo accidents,” Stephanie added. Angela cradled Lila in her arms.  “Girls, I’m going to change Lila and then you can go back to playing, okay?” Tonya nodded.  “We’ll be waiting, Lila!” Angela then turned to face her mother.  “Mom, I’m going to change Lila’s diaper.  She just made a stinky!” Cynthia nodded.  “Okay!  The pizza is on its way!” Rob then frowned at Cynthia.  “Five years old and still in diapers?  Are you ever going to potty train her?” Cynthia frowned.  “I’m afraid not.  Lila has special needs.  She doesn’t have the mental understanding to know how to use the potty…” Rob scratched his head.  “I see…” Stacy shrugged her shoulders.  “Could she have Neotenic Complex Syndrome?  I just looked it up.  There was a 20-year-old that looked like a toddler before she died…” Cynthia shook her head.  “I believe it’s even more rare than that.  They don’t know what it is…” Meanwhile, Angela took Lila up to her room and sat her on the changing table to change her wet and stinky diaper.  Angela gave Lila a piercing look. “Let’s talk,” she said, as she lifted up Lila’s dress and undid her diaper.  “Sister to sister kind of talk.  Big sis talking to little sis.  Lila, are you okay?  You seem to be acting more and more like a toddler.  Now granted, I like to act like a baby every now and then, but there is a time that you need to adult.  Can you adult for me, Lila?  Because big sis thinks you’re taking this too far…” Lila smiled, as Angela began to wipe all the chunks of mess off of her.  “Tawk too fah?  I baby…” Angela nodded.  “I like to act like a baby too, Lila!  But you need to know when to put that away.  This is your big sister talking to you. Remember?  The big sis that you helped when I needed it the most?  Lila, I used to sneak your diapers and wear them because I needed them.  Then you helped me by wishing for some diapers.  We had fun playing together, and I saw a Lila that was older than the body that she was stuck in.  Now, you’re just behaving in every way like a toddler, and that is starting to scare me…” Lila smiled again as Angela finished wiping all of her diaper area clean.  Angie sur fun wen she tawks!  Lila then claps her hands and giggles.  “I wuv my big sista…” Angela softly pressed her finger on Lila’s belly button.  “Lila Loo, where are you?  Are you hiding in that two-year-old little girl?  Lila, you are five today!  But you still look like a premature two-year-old and are acting more and more like it every day!”  She rubs in some Aquafor to take care of a couple of rashy areas on Lila’s skin.  “Can I please see the Lila that I know and love?  Try to remember, Lila!  That wish that you made three years ago…it’s destroying you on the inside.  Come out of hiding…For me, Lila.  For your big sister!  Please?” Lila stared at Angela with what seemed like the last shred of maturity that she could find.  It was the stare that Angela knew very well.  The stare of a loving younger sister that really cared about her older sister.  “Ana-lah?” Angela got out a new Size 3 Pampers Cruiser and powdered it.  She then powdered Lila and rubbed the powder into her soft skin.  “Lila?  Is that really you?” “Ana-lah…”  Lila repeated.  “I wike being baby.  I kno I used ta be big gul yeahrs ago, but I can’t wamember how anymor…It hadah an hadah to wamember.  It………HAWD!!!!”  Lila burst into tears. Angela folded up the magic diaper and fastened both tabs into the landing zone.  She then checked for a perfect fit.  Then, she pulled Lila’s dress back down.  “Lila, unwish what you did to yourself, before it’s too late.  If you don’t, I’m afraid that there will come a day where you won’t even remember anything about your past.  But only about being a two-year-old.  Don’t wait until it’s too late or I will lose you forever.  Don’t make that mistake, Lila!” Lila stood up and threw herself into Angela’s arms.  Angela cradled her little sister and rocked her.  “I fink abaht it!” Lila told her, fully convinced in her mind that she’s speaking like a big girl.  “I fink abaht it, Ana-lah!” Angela shed a few tears.  “Oh Lila Loo! My sweet little princess.  Don’t let the tidal wave of youth overtake you…” And just like that, Lila slipped back into her two-year-old head space.  She looked at Angela the same way that she did before her diaper was changed.  “I go pway?” Angela nodded with a couple tears, as she scooped up her little sister and carried her out of her room.  She brought the “five-year-old” birthday girl back to the party, where Tonya, Brittany, and Stephanie were waiting.  Lila let out a full-blown squeal of happiness as she joined her friends again in playing with blocks.  The kind of squeal that a two-year-old toddler would make. Lila spent the rest of the afternoon playing with her friends.  The pizza came and everyone ate.  Lila opened up all her presents and got more clothes.  Some of the older 12-18-month clothes were starting to wear out since they were worn so often.  Unlike the kind of toys that a five-year-old girl would play with, Lila received toys that were appropriate for a two-year-old.  She played with these toys until it was time for cake and ice cream. For this year, the theme was Bluey again, since Lila was totally obsessed with watching this lately.  There was a Bluey cake with five candles.  The cake was marble, since two-year-olds don’t care about what kind of cake they have for their birthday.  Everyone once again gathered around to wish Lila a happy birthday: Happy birthday to you!  Happy birthday to you!  Happy birthday dear Lila, happy birthday to you! “And many more!” Cynthia sang, with a few tears this time as she worried about her daughter’s mental state.  At this point, Lila didn’t seem to know how to blow her candles out, so she helped Lila in blowing them out.  After she blew, Lila copied her mother’s behavior.  She then giddily clapped her hands and giggled. They all ate their cake and her mother fed Lila her cake once again.  Everyone enjoyed their cake and celebrating Lila’s fifth birthday. After everyone went home, Angela and Jenny said good bye to Cynthia and Lila, since they had to drive back to Grand Rapids.  Lila cried when her sister left. Ten-year-old Camden, seeing this, tried to cheer Lila up.  “She needs to go to school, Lila!  She’ll be back, I promise!” Cynthia saw that Lila was still upset, so she picked her up.  “Thanks for trying to cheer her up. I’m going to get our little princess ready for bed…” Cynthia carried Lila upstairs and completed her nighttime routine with her.  She brushed Lila’s teeth.  Lila threw a fit a few times but she managed to get all of Lila’s teeth clean. She then took Lila to her room to change her diaper.  She removed her pink corduroy dress and undid her diaper.  Lila stood up, so Cynthia tried to pin her down.  “Lila, you need to be still so that mommy can change your diaper.” But Lila stood up and dug her hand into the slightly soiled diaper.  She ran off the changing table and began smearing her poo all over the walls. “No Lila!” Cynthia screamed.  “Stop it, Lila!  Stop this instant!” But Lila kept smearing the mess all over the place while she squealed with delight.  She even rubbed it around in the carpeting.  “I mak pitty pikcha mommy!  Yu wike it?  Yu wike it mommy?”  She then rubbed the poo all over her body. Cynthia shook her head.  “Lila, I need you to use that magic diaper, and wish it all clean, okay?” But Lila kept looking at the brown that was on her fingers.  As she began to bring it to her mouth, Cynthia moved her arm away. “No Lila!” she told her.  “Stop!” But Lila frowned.  “Mommy, it cha-kit! I wanna hav cha-kit!” Cynthia grabbed Lila by the hand, but Lila wouldn’t budge.  So, she picked up Lila and carried her to the bathroom.  She turned the shower on, undressed, and they took a shower together.  She then rinsed everything off of Lila.  “Lila dear,” she told her.  “That’s not chocolate.  That’s yucky.” “Yucky!” Lila repeated. After Cynthia thoroughly cleaned Lila, she wrapped her in a towel and carried her back to her room.  The diaper still sat there on the changing table, so Cynthia took care of it before Lila had any other ideas. Cynthia pinned Lila down with one hand while she prepared a new diaper with the other.  It was a Pampers Size 3 Overnight Diaper, with the unmistakable flash emanating from it, since it was another magic diaper.  Cynthia sighed when she looked at the poo smeared walls and carpet.  She would take care of that tomorrow.  Lila squirmed as she wiped her, applied more Aquafor, and powdered the new diaper and her diaper area.  She pinned Lila and folded the diaper over her as she squirmed.  She quickly fastened both tabs to the landing zone and checked for a perfect fit.  Lila was now good to go. But before Lila could go anywhere, Cynthia held her down while she carefully got out a brand-new footed sleeper that she got for her birthday.  It was a beautiful purple one suitable for a 12-18-month-old, but fit Lila’s tiny body perfectly.  She zipped up the footed sleeper and placed Lila in her crib.  She placed a pacifier in Lila’s mouth and she kissed her goodnight. “Good night my Lila Loo,” Cynthia told her “five-year-old” baby girl.  “Mommy loves you…” Lila rapidly sucked on her pacifier as her mother left the room.  Mommy so nice, ba she tuck me away fom da fun! Lila then heard a voice that somehow felt familiar to her.  Lila, you need to help your mother.  Do you wanna play a game? Lila looked around, trying to figure out where the voice was coming from.  “I pay game!” Okay Lila!  Here’s the game!  Repeat after me!  I wish that my entire room was clean! “I wis dat my en-ty-yah woom was cwean!”  Lila repeated in her toddler voice. And just like that, the magic diaper flashed and tickled Lila again.  The wish was granted. “Hee hee hee!” Lila laughed.  “Dat tickles!” Now wish for some milk.  You remember how to do this! Lila started to remember and wished for some milk.  A baby bottle filled with her mother’s breast milk appeared in her hand. That night, the magic diaper helped Lila be a nice little girl again.  Despite her acting very much like a toddler, Lila listened to the magic diaper and it helped her, guiding her through each wish that she made. After finishing her baby bottle filled with her mother’s breast milk, Lila switched to her pacifier.  She sucked on it and fell asleep. That night, Lila had a dream that she didn’t have in a long time.  She was an age that she hasn’t experienced in the longest time, as basically all of her dreams had her as a toddler now. Lila was an age that was entirely unfamiliar to her.  Lila was a five-year-old again. Five-year-old Lila woke up to the sound of some baby crying in the other room.  “Who dat baby?” “Camden!” her mother shouted from the hallway.  “Don’t worry.  Mommy’s coming!” Lila smiled.  “Camden my bwotha!” Lila looked down and saw that she was wearing strange pajamas.  They were not the footed sleepers that she was used to.  Underneath the bottoms, she saw a cotton undergarment with what looked like Disney Princesses on them.  “Dis diapey hav Disney pincesses!”  She saw that the crib that she was in did not have any rails at all.  As she leaned over, she fell out of her bed. Lila pouted.  “I no wike dis cwib!”  She looked at her hands and body and realized that she was bigger than what she could remember.  “My voice soun bigga!”  She glanced at the covers and saw that it was My Little Pony (A show that Lila could not even remember anymore). Lila glanced up from the covers of her My Little Pony bed.  Minutes later, she could make out the sound of her mom from the hallway walking back into the room.  She stopped at the bathroom, turned on the light, and then turned it off after a few seconds. In mere seconds, Lila was fast asleep. Lila woke up with a gasp.  She was laying on the floor, as she rolled out of her bed again.  To Lila, being five years old felt strange to her.  So strange that she was certain that she has never been a five-year-old before.  But the sad reality was far beyond her grasp.  She had no memory of ever being a five-year-old girl who was miserable because of her little brother.  It was like the dream she was experiencing.  Just a dream.  Her confusion continued, as Lila had no concept of what a five-year-old was supposed to act like.  So, she behaved in a way that she knew the most.  A carefree two-year-old with a love for toys and, of course, her mommy.  She suddenly felt a strange feeling.  It was her bladder telling her that she really had to go potty.  But instead of getting up to go, her bladder instantly released, and she ended up peeing her pajamas and all the carpeting that she laid on. Being all wet now, she did the first instinctual thing she could think of.  Lila wailed at the top of her lungs, managing to somehow be louder than Camden. The door burst open to her room, and her mother stood there in horror. “Lila!” she screamed.  “You peed all over the carpet!  You’re all soaked!” But Lila kept crying.  “I wan nu diapey mommy! Nu diapey!” Lila woke up in her crib, with a totally soaked diaper.  She suddenly remembered that she wore a magic diaper and she could make wishes with it.  “Diapey all wet!” she said with a pout.  “I wish dat my diapey all dwy!” Lila was tickled again, and she peed out what was left in her bladder.  Her wish was granted.  Her diaper became completely dry. Lila was amazed at what seemed like a new discovery to her.  I mak wish an it haw-pen?  I wish dat I gwow big til my face touches top uv my woom!  She giggled, as the magic diaper granted her wish. Lila burst her crib apart and was laying across her entire room, her face just grazing the ceiling while laying down.  She wished for another bottle filled with her mother’s yummy breast milk and it appeared in her hand.  This “new” discovery fascinated a toddler like Lila.  A toddler that is ignorant of the five-year-old past that she used to know. She sucked down the milk and smiled.  She then fell asleep. With this now in place, it was official.  The last remnant of maturity that Lila tried to hang onto that day during that diaper change has now slipped away.  Lila knew nothing about being a “big girl” anymore, as her “two-year-old wish” kept getting stronger with each passing day.  And now, it has finally become strong enough to permanently transform Lila into the very thing that Lila so badly wanted to be: a two-year-old as long as she lives.  A two-year-old that never got any older.  A two-year-old toddler that is fascinated by her new toy: the magic diaper. So many wishes.  Unlimited wishes.  Her smile turned to laughter as she giggled with delight. Lila’s second birthday wish came true.