Banana Soaked in Glycerine

[gmcchamp99]

So yea, ive been following this forum for years. As so recent, i have seen lots of posts about marshmellows and bananas in the bum so i figured what the hell. At 10:51pm EST i inserted a full green banana that had been soaking in glycerine all day. It's now 11:06PM EST and still no exit. No cramps, just lots of farts. Im waiting to see if its true and happens like everyone says and i just loose control.

[WakkoWannaBe]

According to the ancient scrolls, marshmallows are more effective. Er, hold on...this scroll was written on printer paper. I don't know where it came from.

[gmcchamp99]

Well, 12:18 was it. My bowels didn't really let go, i just really could hold up with the cramps anymore. Sure is one hell of a load in my seat though.

[choctawboi]

Glycerin suppositories are hyperosmotic, which just means that water is being pulled into the intestines to soften and loosen things up. That's the reason for the cramping I'm pretty sure It doesn't necessarily cause...muscular contractions that would "force" you to have a bowel movement. I'm not quite sure what would though, since I haven't done too much extensive research into being messy

[good kid]

I always found this topic very odd. Not my cup of virgin blood, I mean Tea.